misty if i describe how i kiss can you tell me it's an o k way to kiss?

I could try but the real thing is always better..........kinda of like a
field test...

Two kinds of worst kissers...

The ones whose mouths are so big that they cover not only your mouth,
but engulf half of your entire face. You can actually feel their teeth
on your face, and you are petrified that they're going to literally bite
your head off.

Then there are those who do the pseudo French kiss, just barely sticking
their tongue in your mouth and letting it lie there like an overcooked
lasagna noodle. So you try, fervently, to get some "action" going, but
...alas...to no avail. I think these people have limited tongue length
or something; I'm not entirely sure. But I could get more stimulation
from kissing my cat, I believe.

well stated