Crashing Supermodels


Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a
super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane
announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make
an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately!"

Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia
pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face.

Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: "What in the hell are you doing fixing
your make-up when we are about to freaking crash!"

Claudia responds: I know for a fact the rescue workers will search for,
and save first, the ones who have the best looking faces- which is why I
am putting on my make-up."

Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of
flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused,
Naomi and Claudia shout: "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you
baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die!" Cindy
responds: "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue
workers look to save first the women with big beautiful breasts- which
is why I am exposing my tits!"

Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties to
expose her "love triangle." Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: "Naomi
- Are you crazy?? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to
see??" Calmly, Naomi responds: "*****ES PLEASE! I know for a fact the
first thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a black
box!!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!