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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 9
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 12/18/08 02:54 PM
have a nice nap

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/18/08 03:00 PM
Dear diary, I'm loaded for escanaba. Just in time for rush hour traffic. Yay! There's so much salt on my headlights it looks dark out. No snow yet but it looks like it.

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Thu 12/18/08 03:05 PM
Drive safe. < coffee for you bud!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/18/08 05:28 PM
Dear diary.......I shovelled yet again and walked down the hill to the mail box and the mailbox is frozen!! I cant get into it!!!! I tried blowing hot air on the key but it still wouldnt budge!!!! I COULD HAVE 13890347839429 CHRISTMAS CARDS AND PRESENTS IN THERE!!! So here I sit....watching the pot of water boiling for tortellini......

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 12/18/08 05:30 PM
what is in your tortellinis

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Thu 12/18/08 05:31 PM
Dear diary.......I shovelled yet again and walked down the hill to the mail box and the mailbox is frozen!! I cant get into it!!!! I tried blowing hot air on the key but it still wouldnt budge!!!! I COULD HAVE 13890347839429 CHRISTMAS CARDS AND PRESENTS IN THERE!!! So here I sit....watching the pot of water boiling for tortellini...... take your cig lighter to your key......open the lock...then spray wd-40 into it!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/18/08 05:33 PM
Dear diary.......I shovelled yet again and walked down the hill to the mail box and the mailbox is frozen!! I cant get into it!!!! I tried blowing hot air on the key but it still wouldnt budge!!!! I COULD HAVE 13890347839429 CHRISTMAS CARDS AND PRESENTS IN THERE!!! So here I sit....watching the pot of water boiling for tortellini...... take your cig lighter to your key......open the lock...then spray wd-40 into it!!! I didnt bring the lighter with me.....and unfortunately I dont have wd-40 but I was thinking of the lighter thing and dipping my key in some vegetable oil or something....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/18/08 05:35 PM
what is in your tortellinis A combination of beef, pork and vegetables......so the package says. Im making it with roasted garlic alfredo sauce.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 12/18/08 05:36 PM
yummy!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/18/08 05:36 PM
ya that and corn............what a combo!!!!

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Thu 12/18/08 05:37 PM
Dear diary.......I shovelled yet again and walked down the hill to the mail box and the mailbox is frozen!! I cant get into it!!!! I tried blowing hot air on the key but it still wouldnt budge!!!! I COULD HAVE 13890347839429 CHRISTMAS CARDS AND PRESENTS IN THERE!!! So here I sit....watching the pot of water boiling for tortellini...... take your cig lighter to your key......open the lock...then spray wd-40 into it!!! I didnt bring the lighter with me.....and unfortunately I dont have wd-40 but I was thinking of the lighter thing and dipping my key in some vegetable oil or something.... try any lubricant spray.....just to disperse the water....better have some gloves or a pliers to hold the key too.....it can get hott to hold.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 12/18/08 05:38 PM
dd, I just took 8 of my customers to dinner at outback.....that is the greasiest place on the planet.....but they seem to like it....I feel like I ate a pile of crisco... and I had the salmon

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/18/08 05:39 PM
Dear diary.......I shovelled yet again and walked down the hill to the mail box and the mailbox is frozen!! I cant get into it!!!! I tried blowing hot air on the key but it still wouldnt budge!!!! I COULD HAVE 13890347839429 CHRISTMAS CARDS AND PRESENTS IN THERE!!! So here I sit....watching the pot of water boiling for tortellini...... take your cig lighter to your key......open the lock...then spray wd-40 into it!!! I didnt bring the lighter with me.....and unfortunately I dont have wd-40 but I was thinking of the lighter thing and dipping my key in some vegetable oil or something.... try any lubricant spray.....just to disperse the water....better have some gloves or a pliers to hold the key too.....it can get hott to hold. do I look like I have lubricant spray???? Hey I have that deicer spray.....would that work???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/18/08 05:39 PM
dd, I just took 8 of my customers to dinner at outback.....that is the greasiest place on the planet.....but they seem to like it....I feel like I ate a pile of crisco... and I had the salmon did you have to pay too????

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 12/18/08 05:41 PM
I paid... Lubricant spray?.....NO Lubricant warming gel?......Yes

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/18/08 05:43 PM
I paid... Lubricant spray?.....NO Lubricant warming gel?......Yes you know me so well!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/18/08 05:46 PM
ok so how do I know when these are done???? they are just sitting there.....

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 12/18/08 05:49 PM
7 minutes then they are done

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/18/08 05:51 PM
YA but it says to simmer it.......it doesnt look like its cooking them......

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Thu 12/18/08 05:51 PM
Dear Big D, I feel like or maybe if I do or will it make me ????