The OJ Simpson trial as told by Dr. Seuss

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.
When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut by broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.
I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.
Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.
Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
And now I'm free, I can return.
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free -- give back my glove.

You have an incredible talent with your writing. I love reading it. I
am with you - I was sick when he got away with it. I was sitting in
front of the TV telling them that the stupid glove shrank when it got
wet - but the prosecutors didn't seem to think of it. Go figure. Keep
up the writing, I enjoy it.

ROFLMAO @ OJ Dr. Suess! That was bloody awesome! I am so printing that
out...!

I remember seeing the verdict on the news...I was at some bar during a
convention when it came on the news. I damn near choked on my vodka!
Gotta love California justice towards the famous...Just ask Robert Blake
as well. -=x

Thanks Marie55.

Yeah the other thing to was they had him wear a rubber glove while
trying the bloody one on. So of course it wouldn't fit and they must be
dim wits. To think we didn't know, that's why they let him go.

Ghostrecon

Thanks Fullmetal

I can't remenber were I was, but I know I hit a bar after wards.

You really do have an incredible talent. The OJ trial was a juge joke.
It seems like just cause you have money and fame you CAN get away with
murder.

Thank you sir.

It was my pleasure.

I loved "Green Eggs and Ham" as a kid, but I,honestly, think that
Dr.Seuss would be proud of that one!! I like that one!!

oh so cool.....

OJ Simpson trial was a classic case of Domestic Violence. They did not
convict him criminally, but got him by civil methods. They are still
trying to collect.
It is still not clear how or what he did. The sad part is nobody
listened to the victim, and when they finally paid attention, she was
dead. Dr. Suess left out that part.

nice writing ghost but ?did it have to be oj....

LMAO.AHHH MAN THAT WAS PURE GENIUS.IT REALLY SPOKE TO ME YOU KNOW?LIKE
DR.SEUSS WAS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING ON THE DOWN LOW.OH YEAH OJ IS
AN IDIOT.LOL.