A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting.the farmer
lent the boy his gun telling him not to kill any farm animals. The city
boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range
and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't
know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill
to the farmer."It had two saggy tits, a beard, a hard head and it stunk
like hell!" said the boy. "Oh s**t" said the farmer...
"You've shot the wife!"

I like yours better. lol. I heard a version where teh kid takes the dogs
hunting and when he gets back Granpa asks how it was. He says great that
was a lot of fun. Got anymore dogs?