An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went
to the local church for confession.


He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my
door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."


The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you
have no need to confess that."


"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual
favors."


The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However,
two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act
that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are
forgiven."


"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more
question."


"And what is that?" said the priest.


"Should I tell her the war is over?"

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