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Topic: Boing!!
RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Sun 12/14/08 05:57 PM
mornin numpty Morning to one of my favourite rednecks ever.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 12/14/08 06:00 PM
Dave is currently at my girlfriends house sharing a room with her mum. Unbelievable but true.. Dan.. when I arrived at your partners house, she was gagging for "it".. so I gave her one sigh.. "It" being a cigarette; "gave her one" being "one" pouch of tobaccy! Mark! Good to see you, bro! Thanks for giving her one Dave! You are a good friend!

RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Sun 12/14/08 06:04 PM
Aww shucks.. you're welcome, old buddy, old pal.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 12/14/08 06:09 PM
Cheers, old bean.

RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Sun 12/14/08 06:15 PM
Speaking of beans.. have you been giving Ms. V tutelage in the art of methane dispersal? She was definitely weekend champ on that front. Sorry, Ms. V.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 12/14/08 06:24 PM
She is such a classy lady! She tries to Dutch oven me sometimes...seriously! She was a champion bottom burper before she ever knew me!

RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Sun 12/14/08 06:30 PM
Yeah.. I thought maybe she'd been giving you tips to be honest. Sorry, Ms. V.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 12/14/08 06:32 PM
I could probably learn something from her! She has woken me up with her farts a couple of times!

torance09 Joined Thu 11/13/08 Posts: 922	Sun 12/14/08 06:36 PM
hmmm??

RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Sun 12/14/08 06:48 PM
hmmm?? Good evening. :) Ignore the confusion.. it'll pass.

torance09 Joined Thu 11/13/08 Posts: 922	Sun 12/14/08 06:49 PM
hmmm?? Good evening. :) Ignore the confusion.. it'll pass. lol couldnt figure out the conversation.lol good evening to you

RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Sun 12/14/08 07:00 PM
Hiya!

torance09 Joined Thu 11/13/08 Posts: 922	Sun 12/14/08 07:01 PM


Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Mon 12/15/08 07:20 AM
BOING!!

RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Mon 12/15/08 08:40 AM
BOING!! Hello, Keith. I knew you missed me really.

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 12/15/08 09:23 AM Edited by quiet_2008 on Mon 12/15/08 09:23 AM
hmmm?? Good evening. :) Ignore the confusion.. it'll pass. lol couldnt figure out the conversation.lol good evening to you they were discussing the fact that Dan's girlfriend's farts are really loud and smelly

RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Mon 12/15/08 09:26 AM
Thanks for clarifying that, Q, I'm sure Ms V will appreciate it greatly.

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 12/15/08 10:01 AM Edited by quiet_2008 on Mon 12/15/08 10:03 AM
tee hee mornin Dave EDIT: and cause she will see this sooner or later, mornin venus, maybe your farts are loud and smelly. But when YOU fart you make the world a better place

RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Mon 12/15/08 01:09 PM Edited by RandomTandem on Mon 12/15/08 01:10 PM
Morning, Q! I'll second that. Mind you, I was awaaayyy over in the opposite corner of the room.

torance09 Joined Thu 11/13/08 Posts: 922	Mon 12/15/08 11:15 PM
hmmm?? Good evening. :) Ignore the confusion.. it'll pass. lol couldnt figure out the conversation.lol good evening to you they were discussing the fact that Dan's girlfriend's farts are really loud and smelly lol ok?