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mornin numpty Morning to one of my favourite rednecks ever. 
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Dave is currently at my girlfriends house sharing a room with her mum. Unbelievable but true.. Dan.. when I arrived at your partners house, she was gagging for "it".. so I gave her one *sigh*.. "It" being a cigarette; "gave her one" being "one" pouch of tobaccy! 
Mark! Good to see you, bro! 
Thanks for giving her one Dave! You are a good friend! |
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Aww shucks.. you're welcome, old buddy, old pal.
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Cheers, old bean.
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Speaking of beans..
have you been giving Ms. V tutelage in the art of methane dispersal? She was definitely weekend champ on that front. Sorry, Ms. V.
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She is such a classy lady!
She tries to Dutch oven me sometimes...seriously! She was a champion bottom burper before she ever knew me! |
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Yeah.. I thought maybe she'd been giving you tips to be honest.
Sorry, Ms. V.
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I could probably learn something from her!
She has woken me up with her farts a couple of times! |
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hmmm??
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hmmm??
Good evening. :) Ignore the confusion.. it'll pass.
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hmmm??
Good evening. :) Ignore the confusion.. it'll pass.
lol couldnt figure out the conversation.lol good evening to you 
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Hiya!
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BOING!!
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BOING!!
Hello, Keith. I knew you missed me really.
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Edited by
quiet_2008
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Mon 12/15/08 09:23 AM
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hmmm??
Good evening. :) Ignore the confusion.. it'll pass.
lol couldnt figure out the conversation.lol good evening to you
they were discussing the fact that Dan's girlfriend's farts are really loud and smelly |
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Thanks for clarifying that, Q, I'm sure Ms V will appreciate it greatly.
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Edited by
quiet_2008
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Mon 12/15/08 10:03 AM
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tee hee
mornin Dave EDIT: and cause she will see this sooner or later, mornin venus, maybe your farts are loud and smelly. But when YOU fart you make the world a better place |
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Edited by
RandomTandem
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Mon 12/15/08 01:10 PM
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Morning, Q!
I'll second that.
Mind you, I was awaaayyy over in the opposite corner of the room.
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 hmmm??
Good evening. :) Ignore the confusion.. it'll pass.
lol couldnt figure out the conversation.lol good evening to you
they were discussing the fact that Dan's girlfriend's farts are really loud and smelly lol ok? |
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