What is your sign?


Aries
March 21 - April 19

Element: Fire
Quality: Cardinal
Duality: Masculine
Planet: Mars: (Conquest, War)
Symbol: The Ram: (Assertion, Sexuality, Conquest over obstacles)
Magickal Birthstone: Diamond: (For love, luck, financial success. Most powerful worn on the left side by those under Aries)
Numbers: 1 and 9
Day: Tuesday
Color: Red: (Of fire and excitement)
Flowers: Honeysuckle, Geranium
Metal: Iron
Trees: Those with thorns
Animals: Sheep, especially Rams
Astrological compliments: Aquarius, Gemini
Astrological opposite: Libra
Keywords: Pioneer, Leader, Competitor
Dominant Keyword: "I am"
Compliments: Courageous, Creative, Open-hearted, Pioneering, Commanding, High-Spirited

Warnings: Susceptible to fire and sharp instruments, high speed accidents, tendancy for violent situations.

A Few Famous People: Bette Davis, Johann Sebastian Bach, Doris Day, Diana Ross, Thomas Jefferson

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Taurus
April 20 - May 20

Element: Earth
Quality: Fixed
Duality: Feminine
Planet: Venus: (Love & emotions)
Symbol: The Bull: (Strong & stubborn, fierce & gentle)
Magickal Birthstone: Emerald: (Protection against deceit, improves memory)
Numbers: 6 and 4
Day: Friday
Color: Pale Blue: (Of refinement and gentleness)
Flowers: Poppy and Violet
Metal: Copper
Trees: Apple and Cypress
Animals: Cattle
Astrological compliments: Cancer, Pisces
Astrological opposite: Scorpio
Keywords: Earthy, Stable, Practical
Dominant Keyword: "I have"
Compliments: Dependable, sensitive, sensible, and emotional.

Warnings: Susceptible to violent situations over love or money. Antagonistic, Stubborn, Possessive

A Few Famous People: Fred Astaire, Cher, Bing Crosby, Jack Nicholson, Karl Marx

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Gemini
May 21 - June 20

Element: Air
Quality: Mutable
Duality: Masculine
Planet: Mercury: (Communication & travel)
Symbol: The Twins: (Duality, humanism, communication, versatility)
Magickal Birthstone: Agate: (Protection from falsehood, eloquece in declarations of love)
Numbers: 5 and 9
Day: Wednesday
Color: Yellow: (Bright and luminous)
Flowers: Lavender
Metal: Mercury
Trees: Nut-bearing trees
Animals: Birds and butterflies
Astrological compliments: Aries, Leo
Astrological opposite: Sagittarius
Keywords: Dual, lively, versatile
Dominant Keyword: "I think"
Compliments: Responsive, spontaneous, ever-changing, inquisitve and imaginative

Warnings: Air travel, arousal of anger in others

A Few Famous People: Bob Dylan, Clint Eastwood, Bob Hope, John F. Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe

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Cancer
June 21 - July 22

Element: Water
Quality: Cardinal
Duality: Feminine
Planet: The Moon: (Emotions and intuition)
Symbol: The Crab: (Representing a tough shell covering a soft underside)
Magickal Birthstone: Pearl: (Changes bad fortune into good fortune)
Numbers: 3 and 7
Day: Monday
Color: Silver: (Lunar and shimmering)
Flowers: Larkspur and Acanthus
Metal: Silver
Trees: Sap-rich trees
Animals: Those with shells
Astrological compliments: Taurus, Virgo
Astrological opposite: Capricorn
Keywords: Protective, traditional
Dominant Keyword: "I feel"
Compliments: Loyal, devoted, affectionate and loving

Warnings: Victims of theft, home accidents

A Few Famous People: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Ernest Hemingway, Ann Landers, Pierre Cardin

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Leo
July 23 - August 22

Element: Fire
Quality: Fixed
Duality: Masculine
Planet: The Sun: (Authority, vitality)
Symbol: The Lion: (Noble and proud, dominating and indolent)
Magickal Birthstone: Ruby: (Protection against injury, serenity of mind)
Numbers: 8 and 9
Day: Sunday
Color: Gold: (Solar colors)
Flowers: Sunflower, marigold
Metal: Gold
Trees: Citrus trees
Animals: Felines
Astrological compliments: Gemini, Libra
Astrological opposite: Aquarius
Keywords: Dramatic, flamboyant, warm
Dominant Keyword: "I will"
Compliments: Exuberant, warm, difficult to dislike, born leader

Warnings: Bombastic, lazy, victims of slander, easily provokes others, proud

A Few Famous People: Madonna, Lucille Ball, Fidel Castro, Carl Jung, Orville Wright

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Virgo
August 23 - September 22

Element: Earth
Quality: Mutable
Duality: Feminine
Planet: Mercury: (Communication, intelligence)
Symbol: The Virgin: (Purity, service to fellow workers)
Magickal Birthstone: Sapphire: (Brings tranquility and protects against illness)
Numbers: 5 and 3
Day: Wednesday
Color: Navy Blue, Gray: (Refinement, taste)
Flowers: Morning glory, pansy
Metal: Mercury
Trees: Nut-bearing trees
Animals: Small domestic pets
Astrological compliments: Taurus, Capricorn
Astrological opposite: Pisces
Keywords: Conscientious, analytical
Dominant Keyword: "I understand"
Compliments: Kind, devoted & loyal, well balanced

Warnings: Tendancy to interfere, arousing anger in others, over critical, and unemotional at times.

A Few Famous People: Ingrid Bergman, Bob Newhart, Rocky Marciano, H.G. Wells, Yassir Arafat

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Libra
September 23 - October 22

Element: Air
Quality: Cardinal
Duality: Masculine
Planet: Venus: (Love, indulgence)
Symbol: The Scales: (Balance and order)
Magickal Birthstone: Opal: (Brings financial success, imparts insight)
Numbers: 6 and 9
Day: Friday
Color: Lavender, Blue: (Romance and refinement)
Flowers: Rose, Cosmos
Metal: Copper
Trees: Almond, Cypress & Ash
Animals: Snakes & reptiles
Astrological compliments: Leo, Sagittarius
Astrological opposite: Aries
Keywords: Refined, fair and socialable
Dominant Keyword: "I balance"
Compliments: Charming, romantic, ever pleasing, optomistic

Warnings: Indecisive, naive in love, tendancy to be fickle and faithless

A Few Famous People: Michael Douglas, Jesse Jackson, Luciano Pavarotti, Oscar Wilde, Julie Andrews

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Scorpio
October 23 - November 21

Element: Water
Quality: Fixed
Duality: Feminine
Planet: Pluto: (Regeneration, ends and beginnings)
Symbol: The Scorpion: (Secretive and deadly)
Magickal Birthstone: Topaz: (Protection, releases occult powers)
Numbers: 2 and 4
Day: Tuesday
Color: Crimson, Maroon: (Colors of passion)
Flowers: Chrysanthemum
Metal: Plutonium
Trees: Blackthorn
Animals: Crustaceans & insects
Astrological compliments: Pisces, Capricorn
Astrological opposite: Taurus
Keywords: Intense, secretive, ambitious
Dominant Keyword: "I desire"
Compliments: Idealistic, emotional, passionate and creative

Warnings: Evokers of anger due to their secretiveness and jealousy.

A Few Famous People: Walter Cronkite, Rock Hudson, Charles Manson, Emily Post, Indira Gandhi

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Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21

Element: Fire
Quality: Mutable
Duality: Masculine
Planet: Jupiter: (Good fortune and optimism)
Symbol: The Archer: (High aims, love of outdoors)
Magickal Birthstone: Turquoise: (Attracts love & protects from harm)
Numbers: 5 and 7
Day: Thursday
Color: Purple: (Color of the artistic)
Flowers: Narcissus and dandelion
Metal: Tin
Trees: Mulberry, Oak, Birch
Animals: Horses
Astrological compliments: Leo, Aries
Astrological opposite: Gemini
Keywords: Friendly, expansive
Dominant Keyword: "I see"
Compliments: Optimistic, charming, elegant

Warnings: Accidents of fire or explosion, incite jealousy and possessiveness in their mates

A Few Famous People: Woody Allen, Bette Midler, Walt Disney, Emily ****inson, Mark Twain

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Capricorn
December 22 - January 19

Element: Earth
Quality: Cardinal
Duality: Feminine
Planet: Saturn: (Discipline, overcoming restrictions)
Symbol: The Goat: (Taking advantage of every foothold, overcoming obstacles)
Magickal Birthstone: Garnet: (Attracts high esteem & true love)
Numbers: 2 and 8
Day: Saturday
Color: Green & brown: (Colors of nature)
Flowers: Carnations
Metal: Lead
Trees: Pine, Elm, and Poplar
Animals: Cloven hoofed animals
Astrological compliments: Taurus, Pisces
Astrological opposite: Cancer
Keywords: Cautious, materialistic
Dominant Keyword: "I use"
Compliments: Reliable, loyal, affectionate, protective

Warnings: Often come off as cold and reserved. Susceptible to 'skeletons in the closet'

A Few Famous People: Humphrey Bogart, Al Capone, Benjamin Franklin, Ava Gardner, Joan of Arc

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Aquarius
January 20 - February 18

Element: Air
Quality: Fixed
Duality: Masculine
Planet: Uranus: (Change, invention and science)
Symbol: The WaterBearer: (Representing creation and giving of life)
Magickal Birthstone: Amethyst: (Brings faithfullness in love)
Numbers: 1 and 7
Day: Wednesday
Color: Electric Blue: (Color of the sky)
Flowers: Orchids
Metal: Uranium
Trees: Fruit trees
Animals: Large birds
Astrological compliments: Gemini, Sagittarius
Astrological opposite: Leo
Keywords: Inquisitive, unpredictable
Dominant Keyword: "I know"
Compliments: Friendly, honest, helpful, easygoing and never boring

Warnings: Targets for narrow minded people. Often find themselves in very strange situations

A Few Famous People: Charles ****ens, Vanessa Redgrave, Clark Gable, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Abraham Lincoln

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Pisces
February 19 - March 20

Element: Water
Quality: Mutable
Duality: Feminine
Planet: Neptune: (Mystery and glamour)
Symbol: Two Fish: (Signifying conflicting desires within balance)
Magickal Birthstone: Aquamarine: (Magnifies occult powers and brings serenity)
Numbers: 2 and 6
Day: Friday
Color: Pale green, turquoise: (Colors of the sea)
Flowers: Lily and Poppy
Metal: Platinum
Trees: Willows
Animals: Fish
Astrological compliments: Cancer, Scorpio
Astrological opposite: Virgo
Keywords: Responsive, dependent, fanciful
Dominant Keyword: "I believe"
Compliments: Compassionate, very sensitive, perceptive and warmhearted

Warnings: Alchohol and drugs. Often find themselves in unpredictable situations

A Few Famous People: Glenn Close, Jackie Gleason, Jean Harlow, John Steinbeck, Elizabeth Taylor


Which Zodiac are you and does your zodiac show some truth?

Well, I don't know John,...

I looked under my sign (Gemini) and it says,...

Warnings: arousal of anger in others

Then I looked under your sign (Sagittarius) and it says,....

Warnings: Sets fires and incites jealousy and possessiveness in others

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Um thinking these Zodiac signs hold about as much truth as a quote from George W. Bush.


At least I hope they're nonsense anyway.

Just look in the General Religion Chat forum, you arouse anger in others, you really do.

No no no no.

I merely point out the fallacies of their absurd beliefs. They arouse their own anger.

Just ask Jeanniebean.

They are 100% responsible for their own arousal.



It's called "The Law of Mental Masturbation"

Or something like that.

The Law of Mental Masturbation! What a great book title! Someone should write about that and use that as a book title