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Topic: Pick up lines
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Thu 12/11/08 01:28 PM
Edited by Josh_P_Rad88 on Thu 12/11/08 01:29 PM
Are u from tennessee? because your the only 10-I-C!!!!

Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons

Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine

Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes

Hey, is your name Gillette??? 'Cuz I think your the best a man can get

I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you?

Used when you have successfully tried to call a girl over by using the single finger "come over here" gesture. "Wow...I made you come with one finger... imagine what I could do with 2!"

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes

Do you wash your clothes in windex? Cuz I can see myself in your pants!

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass!

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you

Look at the tag on her shirt and say: "I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven."

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bedrock.

lmao

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