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Edited by
Josh_P_Rad88
on
Thu 12/11/08 01:29 PM
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Are u from tennessee? because your the only 10-I-C!!!!
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart. I love every bone in your body, especially mine Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes Hey, is your name Gillette??? 'Cuz I think your the best a man can get I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you? Used when you have successfully tried to call a girl over by using the single finger "come over here" gesture. "Wow...I made you come with one finger... imagine what I could do with 2!" (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes Do you wash your clothes in windex? Cuz I can see myself in your pants! Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass! I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast! There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you Look at the tag on her shirt and say: "I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven." I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bedrock. lmao |
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