Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred forty grand.

When you hold her hair back while she hugs the porcelain god looking for her 3 best freinds- ralph, chuck, and earl- because she drank just one too many of those cute drinks with the umbrellas in them.

Love is offering her a big greasy pork chop in the morning after she puked all night just to see dry heaves.

Huuuaaaaghh asshole huuuaaaaghh asshole huuuaaaaghh asshole

When you boyfriends falls to the floor laughing because you are hugging the porcelain god and the seat rings your head, LMAO!!! AHHHHHHHHHH, memories!!!

Love is...........

1- choosing to be by there side despite the fact there are things you don't like about them

2- being supportive in good times and bad

3- when being angry all you think about is kissing (i.e. mental substitutions allowed) them anyways

4- knowing that when you get old you want this person by your side

5- trust

6- understanding

7- knowing that person would do anything for you at any moment

8- wanting to see that person smile everyday

9- communication

10- and the list goes on.......... but the definition of
love is in the based on the individual belief system