A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at
his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making
biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in
one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as
if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on man I was just giving you a hard
time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think
you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.

"This is the worst day of my life," says
the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything
right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so
my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in
bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this
bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life,
and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

Almost as bad as my day.............

Ouch!!

Got this as a text message yesterday.

If you think you're having a bad day remember:

You could be a conjoined twin stuck to a gay brother that has a date tonight and you're the one with the butt.

He couldn't tell him to screw himself either!