Topic: 10 Reasons a Christmas Tree is Better than a Woman
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Mon 12/08/08 11:44 AM
1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

4. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

5. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

7. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

8. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

9. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

10. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

bigsmile :banana:

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Mon 12/08/08 11:57 AM
A CHRISMAS TREE DOSENT GET MAD AFTER YOU USE IT AND THROW IT OUT..................

darkowl1's photo
Mon 12/08/08 12:00 PM
6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

mine did.....when i looked......it fell on me. all 17 ft.

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Mon 12/08/08 01:46 PM

6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

mine did.....when i looked......it fell on me. all 17 ft.
YOU SEE YOUR TREE FELL FOR YOU...........

MissyYo's photo
Mon 12/08/08 02:44 PM
lol. that was a good one.laugh

keepthehope's photo
Mon 12/08/08 10:55 PM
laugh

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Tue 12/09/08 11:29 AM

A CHRISMAS TREE DOSENT GET MAD AFTER YOU USE IT AND THROW IT OUT..................
AND MY TREES LIKE IT WHEN I DO THIS TO THEM............