ky warming gel

ice

shell ice cream topping

silk ties

Body wash

vaseline

diet coke

forensic science kit

apples

CARRY ON WALMART SHOPPERS!!!

bacon
ice cream
black lacey under things
donuts
gum boots

Hiya jenn. Picks up walmart greeter and puts them in the shopping cart.

ok just 1 teeeeeeeeeeeny tiny slivver of chocolate cheese before work.......

Dear diary,

Please help me to remember to take my Batman Begins video back to Blockbuster before Guido and Sal come from Blockbuster to break my knees and tell me in a stuffed-cotton-in-their-cheeks-voice... "its only business."

I am 6 days late. After 3 days they contact the credit reporting agencies. After 7 days, they send Guido and Sal to retrieve the DVD.

My uncle was late 17 days once, and they found him in his apartment with his tongue sticking out of his esophagus. The nice FBI officer that came by that day told me that it was called an "Italian Neck Tie."

My uncle had been watching Forrest Gump.

dear diary,

I actually read all 5,000 pages since I peeked in here last
and all I can say is
I can't believe purple makes lasagna with cottage cheese!
I thought my mom was the only one
and now I might love her more than Gypsy!

all in all were just brick's in the wall !

quit it !
your turning me on !

Dear Diary....I have neglected you for such a long time and you dont even show any emotions....Well, you wont be hearing from the tip of my pen for a good long while now. You are on ink restrictions...

oh, bite me !

welcome to wal-mart get your schitt and get out !

alone i break ........

some times i feel like a freak on a leash !

Purple has her culinary arts papers and comes form many generations of great cooks

Purple haz had a few beers an is almost ready for beddy byez

chevy, run's through the diary,
with his boxer's on his head,
singing i'm a little tea pot !

dear diary,

is purple trying to woo me?

thumper .....
cant sleep bro ????