1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.


2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' ForMarijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.


Smile....

It's Called
... THERAPY

thanks (((wolf)))
I needed that!

OMG over thanksgiving I told my children with my oldest grandson sitting at the table,, Times are tough so I can only afford too feed 3 of you along with the grandkids,, My grandson who is 4 yelled out let my Daddy go Grammammmaaa he makes me sit in the corner,, he got up and danced around,, singing no more corner,,,

hey there pretty lady!!!!

{{{{{{{{{{LAMom}}}}}}}}}}}}

Hello beautiful lady!!

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awolf!!

eileen!!!!
heya hun!!!

Hello you,, gotta love love them grandbabies

Oh...hey there wolf.... .........I was busy having a little fantasy over here.........

Love it! Especially a few of these...do we need to report back re: results???

Ahhh....I feel better already! <sigh>

people around here go into convulsions if you aren't walking in a straight line with your hands at your sides and your mouth taped to a smile

they all sound good to me!

Yeah try telling your therapists you do number 2 and #'s 11, 12, & 14 on your list! All my therapists are seeing shrinks now!!!