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walkin into the bar,mike said to charlie the bartender, "pour me a stiff one, just had another fight with the little woman." "ohyeah?" said charlie,"andhow didthis one end"? when it was over ,mike replied,"she came to me on her hands and knees. "really", said charles,"now that's a switch!. what did she say?" shesaid"come out from under the bed, you chicken ****.!!!
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And that's how the fight started, officer. |
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