The Divorced Barbie Doll


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of
those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It 's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with
Ken's balls.

One year my daughter asked for a Barbie and a G.I Joe for Chritmas.
I told her Barbie comes with Ken.
No Dad, she said, Barbie hangs out with Ken, she comes with GI Joe.