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Oh damn it I don't even have a coffee in yet...my aim is gonna be
off...* rips off t shirt, beats chest and yells like tarzan* now where's the nearest chandelier...I need a vantage point!) 
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Hey riva.....stop looking at all them boys...roll your toungue up!!!!
Uh oh!!! jelly bean is gonna get us bad!!!!!!  Bet she breakd something, we need more gum...
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omyfrikkingod.....Jelly!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ducks as she swings
across the room!!!!!!!! 
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riva!!! Look!!! A topless jelly bean!!!!
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oh i
see three beans" stuck together it looks like a p.........................with b..................s morning strudel please... |
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Quick grab that bit you flicked on the wall...which by the way was a pic
of someones favourite aunt and that gum really looks um.....Gross hanging out of her nose 
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*swipes the gum off the wall and ducks behind the couch before jelly
gets us*...lets flick a sock at her!!!! |
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distinctive, ululating yell, runs for the chandelier, leaps like a
cougar...opps, ****...damnit...oh crap. My aim was off now my friggin sock is stuck....A little help here? Guys..... owww....that's not funny...*swings helplessly hung up by sock* ..... well at least my shirt can't fall up...since I ripped it off... OWWW damn it...Awwwe now I have gum in my hair! 
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Shhhhh bean...not to much noise..Alex is due back and now we have a
demolition derby happening here....Quick hide back here and we wikk try to get that gum of your hair. |
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DOH
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Sssssshhhhhhhhhhh...I think I hear her coming...and jelly, oh dear, you
look so funny upside down dangling by a sock.....
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 I can't get this God damn sock unstuck...I'm a sitting duck...errr swinging duck...I'm screwed regardless....oh how did things go so wrong...that's it I'm never getting out of bed without coffee in hand again...
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Oh my ....this vase looks rather strange with hair growing out of it
everywhere.....anyone got a razor...it needs a shave 
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Oh!!! I need the bathroom!!!!
Jelly, you are gonna have to swing alone, and umm riva, I'll look for a razor while I am there... 
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are you singing alex you said......... doh........... i say
re a drop of golden sun................. me i call myself................fa along way...........run....... a deer a female deer along long way to run............... so a needle pulling thread.............. a te adrink with jame and bread..............that will bring us back to....... doh....... .doh........ doh....................... |
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Oh sure ...leave the Bean swinging by her foot while you take a pee
break...I'm in no hurry...don't worry bout me.
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Was that the Hulk's sister????
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Maybe we an just paint a face on the vase and it will look like a bust.
not that type of bust
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ahhhhhhhhhhhh geeeeezeeeeeeeeeee.......
no one will EVER live with us...you've really ruined it for us now....oh oh ... Jelly...dayum!! how'd you do that?? i don't think i've ever seen a position quite so provocative ...ehem!!! at least pull your jammies down !!! no panties friday and hair in your gum and socks in the vase and what the hell is that on the picture!!!! |
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