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DaronLe Joined Sun 11/30/08 Posts: 162	Thu 12/04/08 09:09 PM
Have you ever invited someone over to your house, had a one night stand and awoke the next morning to realize that person was much more attractive intoxicated under dim lights. How did you convince them to leave? What desperate tactics did you use?

kaadeshka Joined Thu 04/03/08 Posts: 413	Thu 12/04/08 09:11 PM
I tried to cook for them, and then sat them down to tell them how much I liked them, whilst they ate. Using the words "I really like you a lot" and "I hope you like me too" and my personal favorite: "I think I might be in love with you" made them leave at a nearly supersonic speed.

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Thu 12/04/08 09:13 PM
Gosh, I was smart enough to not let them sleep over!!!

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Thu 12/04/08 09:19 PM
im sure most men have went to bed with cinderella and woke up with godzilla at least once

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Thu 12/04/08 09:19 PM
I usually know full well in advance that they are not fugly. Allthough!!!!!!!!!!!! sometime's one can be decieved. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Thu 12/04/08 09:21 PM
im sure most men have went to bed with cinderella and woke up with godzilla at least once How goes it?

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Thu 12/04/08 09:22 PM
im sure most men have went to bed with cinderella and woke up with godzilla at least once How goes it? good and you?

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Thu 12/04/08 09:23 PM
Have you ever invited someone over to your house, had a one night stand and awoke the next morning to realize that person was much more attractive intoxicated under dim lights. How did you convince them to leave? What desperate tactics did you use? weekends my friend. weekends.

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Thu 12/04/08 09:24 PM
im sure most men have went to bed with cinderella and woke up with godzilla at least once How goes it? good and you? Not bad, got home from work a little bit ago. Having a beer and relaxing.

DaronLe Joined Sun 11/30/08 Posts: 162	Thu 12/04/08 09:25 PM
on one of the occassions this happened to me I remember waking up and saying to myself Uh Oh!!! It was the middle of winter so I quickly shut of the heat. When she awoke it was like 30 degrees in my house. I told her my heater had broken down in the middle of the night. She offered to let me come over to her apartment but I refused saying I was awaiting the repair man that was suppose to arrive late in the afternoon. Just a suggestion...

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Thu 12/04/08 11:30 PM
Never have let them sleep over. Ever. Motels exist for many good reasons.

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 12/04/08 11:37 PM
Hey I have an idea...a bit far fetched it may seem, how about just don't have one night stands?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 12/05/08 12:16 AM
Those damn cling ons never wanna leave!!!

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Fri 12/05/08 03:36 AM
my bedroom set came wih 2 free nightstands.....

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Fri 12/05/08 05:41 AM
NO sleep overs.

special_guy Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 6513	Fri 12/05/08 05:48 AM
I always say "Let's go to the store" and then I leave them there And if by chance they call and say "You left me at the store" .... I say "I know"

kaadeshka Joined Thu 04/03/08 Posts: 413	Fri 12/05/08 08:19 PM
I always say "Let's go to the store" and then I leave them there And if by chance they call and say "You left me at the store" .... I say "I know"

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 12/05/08 08:21 PM
I just shot myself!

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Fri 12/05/08 08:22 PM
I chewed off my arm to get away without waking her

Wrenches Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 605	Fri 12/05/08 08:25 PM
...just start cuttin those really big loud nasty farts