BULLFROGS & BJS

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give bjs!'

'Bjs!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more bjs for her!

She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! ..

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this Less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone

feller,, you aint right,,,lmao

i don't care who you are, that's funny.

Hey Thump , how ya been man......

as i said in my thread,, busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

I'll have 2 check it out.....

Hope everthings good w/you & your daughter..

for the most part yeah,, her mom is still being her normal self,, but im working full time and a full time student now

Maybe I should've given my ex-husband a bullfrog years ago.LOL. That is one for my book.

That's just not right!! I don't care who you are!!!