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Step right up folks! You have this one time offer!
You have a choice between 2 million dollars but you are cursed to never have sex or love for 25 years. If you try your nose grows like pinnochio a full 6 inches each time and surgery isn't possible! or your second choice is to have sex and love if you find it here on mingle  but you remain poor for the rest of your life.
Which would you take? |
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i'd take love and sex over money anyday. money comes and goes, but time spent in love and eros is invaluable. besides which, i really like girls and you couldn't pay me enough to give you ladies up.
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But, if I stay poor and happen upon a true love who happens to have money, I could really have it all, huh???
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Edited by
papersmile
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Wed 12/03/08 02:07 PM
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if my nose grew six inches each time i tried, i would soon be able to just screw myself. as such: SHOW ME THE MONEY!! |
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if my nose grew six inches each time i tried, i would soon be able to just screw myself. as such: SHOW ME THE MONEY!! oh gosshh that is sooo funny! I am on the floor laughing
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But, if I stay poor and happen upon a true love who happens to have money, I could really have it all, huh???
so clever you are
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I just want Papersmile
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Rather be rich in love and sex than in pocket.
Make good money with my job as it is and can afford what I want and need to live happy 
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 Money,money,money, screw everything else
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i'd take love and sex over money anyday. money comes and goes, but time spent in love and eros is invaluable. besides which, i really like girls and you couldn't pay me enough to give you ladies up.
that is why alot of men are broke to right I am not saying you though of course, just in general.
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Well I got only 3 months left on the 25 yr wait...then do I get the 2 million? Just kidding, but it feels like sometimes!!
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I just want Papersmile
why settle for less get a goldensmile
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neither one of those options appeals to me at the moment. can you get back to me on that.
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Rather be rich in love and sex than in pocket.
Make good money with my job as it is and can afford what I want and need to live happy
Okay no problem. Closing the suitcase of hundred dollar bills containing a total of 2 million dollars. Your lost...maybe? Just joking
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neither one of those options appeals to me at the moment. can you get back to me on that. Your chance is now! Waving magical wand as we speak
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Money,money,money, screw everything else
you are clever. You see what he said! money money and SCREW everything else. Very clever, but I am afraid your nose will grow
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Well I got only 3 months left on the 25 yr wait...then do I get the 2 million? Just kidding, but it feels like sometimes!!
I hear ya and when you have the 2 million look how fast everyone likes you! |
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Well the offer ends here. I am off to take a shower and cook some dinner. Looks like I am keeping my money!
See you all later and have a great night. Don't forget to use condoms folks!
You never know what you can get from those holes in the walls
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