A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
> hospital.While on the operating table she had a near death
> experience.Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
>
> God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
> 8 days to live.'
>
> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
> and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a
> tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair
> color and brighten her teeth!
>
> Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she
> might as well make the most of it.After her last operation,
> she was released from the hospital.
>
> While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed
> by an ambulance.
>
> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you
> said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from
> out of the path of the ambulance?'
>
> (You'll love this)
>
>
> God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'