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Marie55 Joined Wed 08/30/06 Posts: 7007	Thu 04/12/07 07:29 PM
Yeah, I know, Pepsi is not cheap is it. Dang habits anyway. Had to replace a lot of the pipes with the hot water heater too, so did it all at once. Should be good for a looooooong time now. Does your paramecium drink Pepsi too? The llama must be into too, to be going through that much.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 04/12/07 07:39 PM
The paramecium just absorbs stuff through his cell lining -- air, water, birds, small children, the mailman, a Buick.... The llama likes Sunkist Cherry Limeade Soda.

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Thu 04/12/07 07:56 PM
So that's where my Buick went-the spring melt amd all I see is a paramecium trail heading to Illinois.

Marie55 Joined Wed 08/30/06 Posts: 7007	Thu 04/12/07 08:00 PM
Hey, I have a car in my yard the paramecium can have, cheaper than paying a tow truck, think he is hungry or should I wait a few days for him to get hungry again. By the way, how do you tell if it is a he or she???? Hmmmm, just curious, I grew up on a farm and the animals were pretty self-explanatory, but parameciums, hmmmmm, never figured that one out, or are they unisex????

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 04/12/07 08:00 PM
That might be a trail of caulk. Or a trail of tears from someone who ran out of caulk.

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Thu 04/12/07 08:00 PM
You have to look in the genes.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 04/12/07 08:02 PM
I think they just split in half like an amoeba, although I haven't been watching that closely! Although he (she? it? they?) was wearing a thong the other day....

Marie55 Joined Wed 08/30/06 Posts: 7007	Thu 04/12/07 08:02 PM
Levi's or Wranglers?????

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Thu 04/12/07 08:04 PM
Buick chokin paramecium only wear rustlers-when they're not digesting them.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 04/12/07 08:06 PM
They said "Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?" and apparently they were right.

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Thu 04/12/07 08:08 PM
What do you think killed the Edsel? I have fossilized remains in my back yard and the Institute in Philadelphia only recently realized where the engine went upon reconstruction.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 04/12/07 08:10 PM
I saw where Howard Carter dug one up, too --

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Thu 04/12/07 08:15 PM
I thought that was the part that Keith Richards couldn't fit in his nostril.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 04/12/07 08:20 PM
You can always put it in a blender and put it in tomato juice.

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Thu 04/12/07 08:21 PM
Sure-the Egyptologists would love that! Didn't Charleton Heston invent tomato juice? And the slinky?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 04/12/07 08:23 PM
And the NRA, and the Charlton Chew.

Marie55 Joined Wed 08/30/06 Posts: 7007	Thu 04/12/07 08:23 PM
Nah, I thought he invented the NRA (geez, I am gonna get in deep doodoo for that one).

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 04/12/07 08:25 PM
He needed something to protect him from those damn dirty apes. Too bad Moses wasn't there to help him out.

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Thu 04/12/07 08:28 PM
Alternate realities-dimnesional frame warps on the cutting room floor-Moses shot Joshua in the original sequence! G'nite gang! I'm outta here!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 04/12/07 08:40 PM
I remember that cliffhanger episode of Dallas: "Who Shot Joshua?" And then it turned out to be Major Nelson having a dream.