I have two cats at work. Pinky and bear. Both obnoxious black farm cats that love to give you love and mooch food.

THEY are starving..

Me sleepy. Me go to sleep.

...oh no. Not starving. 7 pounds of hi grade catfood a day. They just dumb.

you go to sleep now???

ya almost 4 am here................

yes yes yes

strumming my pain with his fingers

singing my life with his words

killing me softly with his song

telling my whole life with his words

killing me softly with his song.........

Dear diary,

"Bad Girlfriend"


My girlfriend's a d*ck magnet
My girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots
Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town
Grab her ass, actin' tough,
Mess with her, she'll f**k you up
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin' back to my place tonight!

She likes to shake her ass
She grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down
She's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a BAD BAD GIRLFRIEND

Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along.
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if shes drunk or is she's stoned
but she's coming back to my place tonight
I say
No one really knows just how far she's going to go
but I'm gonna find out later tonight

-CHORUS-

Doesn't take her long to make things right
But does it make her wrong to have the time of her life
The time of her life
(My girlfriend's a **** magnet)
(My girlfriend's gotta have it)

She's a gold digger
Now you figure out its over, pull the trigger
Futures finished, there it went, savings gone,
The money spent

look around and all I see
is no good, bad and ugly,
man shes hot and fixed to be,
the future ex-Miss Connolly!

-CHORUS-


Theory of a deadman

dd,


my daughter (12) made dinner for the family, last night. No help what so ever from me......I was napping.


It was a delicious spinach and feta pizza on an herb crust.


The babies keep growing up...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I love it when my daughter cooks , she has moved out now but I sooooooooooooooooooo loved it when she was bussling around in the kitchen fixin me somethin yummy to eat .... hand her a chocolate chip cookie recipe

and GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCOTTY is bein an ASSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been pretty patient an nothin but nice TILL NOW !!
dont bite the hand that tried to help you
I take enough **** an abuse
I dont need UNCALLED FOR **** an abuse!!!
my life has been rather unpleasant latley and I wont put up with ANYMORE BULLLLLLLL****!!! the foot is DOWN!!!!!!!!

Thank You.

how many emails did ya get?????? I like this block thingy on here for emails....makes my life easier not trying to decipher......"You azzzzzzz I love you nop I hate you nop I love you....no I love purple no I love you" emails

oh and btw













MEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I should get mini me to make me SOMETHING!!! I wonder if he can cook???

dear diary....I made this last night. The chicken was a little black, but I just turned it over. I always have a problem with meat....broiling it you have to really watch it.

wow!!! people are perving my food!!! who would have thought??? I think we have some HUNGRY DATERS OUT HERE!!!

I should FLASH MY



























COOKIES!!!

HOLY CRAP!!!! ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!