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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 6
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Thu 12/04/08 11:34 AM
:angel: rofl Dear diary.............








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SAID TO MUCH!!!

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Thu 12/04/08 11:34 AM
I wanna kiss you so hard again between your legs that your voice drops 3 octaves and you start talking like lurch from the adams family again. That was cool! YOOOOOO RAAANNNGGG!!!

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Thu 12/04/08 11:35 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!laugh :tongue: devil laugh :tongue:

<-----must cross legs now!!!laugh

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Thu 12/04/08 11:37 AM
Sends purple hot air!

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Thu 12/04/08 11:40 AM
Trying to do it in that tent with the sliding mattresses was impossible. Stuff went everywhere. It was like oiled pig wrestling. Those polish bikers gave us funny looks. Geez did we laugh our asses off. I saved pieces of the destroyed tent. I should send you a piece.

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Thu 12/04/08 11:41 AM
Dear diary.......its my day 1.....I mean my day 4.......work 1 day and then have 2 days off!!!!bigsmile drinker :banana: A real live weekend off!!! I should do something!!!drinker

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Thu 12/04/08 11:42 AM

Trying to do it in that tent with the sliding mattresses was impossible. Stuff went everywhere. It was like oiled pig wrestling. Those polish bikers gave us funny looks. Geez did we laugh our asses off. I saved pieces of the destroyed tent. I should send you a piece.
why was it destroyed???? was is the polish hells angels dog pee???noway laugh

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Thu 12/04/08 11:42 AM

Dear diary.......its my day 1.....I mean my day 4.......work 1 day and then have 2 days off!!!!bigsmile drinker :banana: A real live weekend off!!! I should do something!!!drinker
masterwhat?

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Thu 12/04/08 11:45 AM
Ive got 2 tickets to PARADISE!!!devil

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Thu 12/04/08 11:46 AM


Dear diary.......its my day 1.....I mean my day 4.......work 1 day and then have 2 days off!!!!bigsmile drinker :banana: A real live weekend off!!! I should do something!!!drinker
masterwhat?
hahaaaaaaa you mean mastercard???? :tongue: Nooooooo Im not spending any more........until payday!!!love

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Thu 12/04/08 11:46 AM


Trying to do it in that tent with the sliding mattresses was impossible. Stuff went everywhere. It was like oiled pig wrestling. Those polish bikers gave us funny looks. Geez did we laugh our asses off. I saved pieces of the destroyed tent. I should send you a piece.
why was it destroyed???? was is the polish hells angels dog pee???noway laugh
....no it was when we were f*cking ooops I mean wrestling and I went backwards naked through the door. It ripped the door out. I took the canopy and some tent poles and mailed them home. The rest of my new green and orange tent went in the dumpster.

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Thu 12/04/08 11:49 AM
Dear diary........I do know how to wreck a tent!!!!blushing devil laugh

And now for my next feat!!!bigsmile :banana:

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Thu 12/04/08 11:49 AM
And that little bastard hells angels bulldog peed on colleens tent. Or your guest tent. Never got near my tents.

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Thu 12/04/08 11:52 AM
I want summer back!!!ohwell

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Thu 12/04/08 11:52 AM
I tried like hell to pee on that dog but everytime I got close enough he ran away. I looked like an idiot running around with my pecker in my hand chasing a dumb dog. I just peed on his kennel. Dumb dog.

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Thu 12/04/08 11:55 AM

I tried like hell to pee on that dog but everytime I got close enough he ran away. I looked like an idiot running around with my pecker in my hand chasing a dumb dog. I just peed on his kennel. Dumb dog.
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 12/04/08 11:55 AM
Dear diary.........now I gotta go peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

<------goes running down the hall!!!laugh laugh

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Thu 12/04/08 11:58 AM
Dear diary.....the decision of the day is......


What colour scrubs to wear???


Red?

Navy?

Beige?

Royal Blue?

Periwinkle?

Pink?

Black?

White?

Brown???


surprised

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Thu 12/04/08 12:00 PM
My freind tracys dog. I got that big dumb shepard. Every time I washed my motorcycle that prick would run over and pee all over my bike then run away. One summer day he crawled under the deck for an afternoon nap. Yup. I peed all over him from above. And boy was he angry! Hasn't peed on my bike since.

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Thu 12/04/08 12:02 PM
<----hiding cats so biker doesnt pee on them!!!scared

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