Why for the neighbors decide to listen to the public networks at full blast at 1 am?? Why for a cat in heat think that i might show some intrest in helping her out in her situation? Why for i cant sleep like a normal human being? Why for i gotta be a vampire sometimes?

Have another beer and chill.

I dont drink beer,,,,

why for you live in a neighborhood where you need all dem guns...lol

Them there guns aint fer the neighbors,, wouldnt waste the bullets on em,,, they getting to be mighty expensive,,, anyway,, i have a nice baton and katana that might get my point across

Probably for the same reasons that my neighbors get into fights over cell phones at 2 am or the guy acrossed the street decides to back his truck into the driveway and shine his lights into my bedroom around that same time.

Why for it still illegal to shoot stupid people??? or just beat the tar out of em,,, come on people.,,tell me you wouldnt like to see some of the morons with double dotted eyes?

Have you tried accupuncture for your sleep disorders???

do i look like a pin cushion to you girl?????anyway,, my luck i would end up looking like the nutty professor

melatonin might help

i did that already,, took it about an hour ago,, and nothing yet,,,,,

why for do you feel like kissing a bull in a red tent?

cause the bull is a wuss and i feel froggy

"why for you dump me in ole man river?"

"Why for you drop me in duh mississippi mud?"

and out of all of that... all i thought to say was poor cat.

lol

maybe you're askin the wrong people.


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or the wrong questions...

nah,, they add to the randomness,, and thats a good thing

Drink warm milk.........ya I know gaaaaaaaag!!! But when milk is warmed the enzymes produce a sleepy affect. You may have to drink the entire jug though considering your size!!!

what you trying to say there midgett???

ohhhh is that what you're goin for...

i thought you were lookin for answers.

those quotes are from a bugs bunny cartoon...

Darn Thump, I would give you a clonazepam, but my arm won't reach. Sorry.

I have seen advertisements on TV about a new med that is a combination of melatonin, valerian root and L-tryptophan (I think) -- supposed to be good for sleep. You may want to pick some of this up and try it. L-tryptophan is the ingredient in turkey that makes you tired after you eat it. Valerian root is an herb and melatonin is something our body makes already, you could check with your pharmacist, I don't remember the name of it, but saw an ad for it. It sounds like it would work.

How about some warm milk and a warm shower?

i know taz when i hear him,,, and hes my hero,,,,