Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
up he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her
dress!

Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get
some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything
that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed
he did. She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and
moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She
tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John
doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m.
Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the
bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. As usual, Bill came
home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife
abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why, yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her
husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

THAT, my friends, is a poker player!