My Dad goes to a casino once in awhile. He's always telling me about the men that don't wash their hands after using the restroom. What the he$$ is wrong with them?!

Weird things stuck in an ass!

People generally seeking anal gratification or weird, bizzare accidents? Can you imagine the embarrassment at having to arrive in casualty or at your doctors and tried to explain these sorts of things stuck in your bottom!

Magazines, such as The Church Times, have been retrieved from the anus. These were not found in the three people who had flashlights found in them, so apparently no one stuck the flashlights up there so they could read these magazines.

A microwave egg boiler, inserted by a man attempting to relieve his intractable constipation.

A light bulb, which the embarrassed unfortunate said he inserted while drunk. (It took suction-cup darts, mineral oil, and three catheters with inflated balloons in order to remove it.)

More? How about...

* A shaving cream can
* A frozen fish (with the dorsal fin extended).
* A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's Syrup.
* A pair of reading glasses.
* A salami.
* A curling iron.
* A Baseball
* A frozen pig's tail.
* A kangaroo tumor.
* A whip handle.

In Munich, when a man collapsed, his phone somehow ended up in him, supposedly causing the redial button to become activated.

When his wife answered the call, she became worried because she heard inexplicable gurgling sounds. She called the police, who investigated, and were no doubt shocked to learn that this time they had a real asshole on the phone!

A "Darwin winner"—the Darwin Award is jocularly given to people who have removed themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way—a Georgia attorney was showering with his cell phone.

He allegedly slipped on a tile, tripped against his dog, and sat on his cell phone. The cover somehow opened, activating the phone, or so he said.

Also in the hard-to-believe department, the phone supposedly rang three times during the lengthy surgical procedure undertaken to remove the phone. The doctors claimed that they were hysterical each time it happened. And perhaps also a bit disappointed that they hadn't found an answering machine up there as well.

Another Darwin winner, this one in Thailand, was reported by the Japan Times. It seems a horny thirteen-year-old was literally full of hot air after practicing a dangerous but popular masturba-tory technique called pumping.

The boy was in the habit of inserting a bicycle pump up his ass so the air would give him a strong though ephemeral high. But this time, this jerk used compressed air at a gas station.

When he exploded, "one woman thought she was watching a twilight fireworks display and started clapping," according to the newspaper report reprinted in "This Is True."

Military supplies such as shells have also been found in the rear. For example, one man lost a bullet up his ass when he used the shell to insert the suppository.

But the most bizarre case in this area concerned an old World War II veteran who had such bad hemorrhoids that they would get stuck in the seam of his underpants.

To get them out of the way, he often pushed one particularly troublesome and protuberant hemorrhoid back up with the artillery shell from an antiaircraft gun.

On one occasion, however, the shell got stuck, necessitating a visit to a surgical unit. The doctors were about to remove it when one of them casually asked, "It is spent, isn't it?"

"Oh, no!" said the man. "There's enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmidt out of the sky."

They had to call in an army bomb squad — a "boob squad" would have been more appropriate for him — who then carefully built a lead box around his anus and defused the shell in situ before removing it.

Found it on my child's plate.

That's just bizarre, Devilsmom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple?
finding half a worm..

funny though lol

It is.

The National Rotten Sneaker Championship in Montpelier, Vermont, offers the person with the foulest old sneakers a new pair—and a can of badly needed deodorant foot powder.

Dung beetles lay their eggs in animal poo.
Squirrels don't just eat nuts and seeds,
they also eat baby birds.
Badgers have their own special toilet sites called latrines.
Woodlice and rabbits eat their own poo.
The stinkhorn fungus looks rather rude and smells disgusting.
The smell attracts flies which help to spread the stinkhorn's spores.
The eggs of some flies are laid into living caterpillars. As the
eggs hatch, the caterpillar is eaten away alive by the fly larvae.
Male spiders have 2 'willies' - on top of their head!
Deer have smelly feet. Special scent glands help deer
to mark their trails.
If a frog or newt loses a leg, it can grow a new one,
but it does take a while.
Woodlice breathe through their armpits.

Residents of Talkeetna, Alaska, hold an annual Moose Dropping Festival, at which jewelry is fashioned from the animal's dung, swizzle sticks are decorated with moose droppings, and 750 gold-painted moose turds are dropped out of a helium balloon onto a field in which a giant X is painted. Whoever's gets closest to the X wins $1,000.

I just lost my appetite

disgusting medical fact: maggots and leeches are being used to treat non-healing wounds (yes in 2008).

Maggots and leeches are so effective that the FDA last year classified them as the first live medical devices. The treatments can be relatively inexpensive, according to the National Institutes of Health. A container of 500-1,000 disinfected maggots last year cost $70.

Scientists have not figured out exactly how either critter works, but quite a bit is known. Maggots eat dead and infected tissue and other infectious organisms, which are later killed in maggots' guts. They secrete enzymes that break down dead tissue, turning it into a mush they can then slurp up.

Leech saliva is made up of a potent cocktail of more than 30 different proteins that, among other things, helps to numb pain, reduce swelling and keep blood flowing.

The leech method is being used in the UK. Ugh !

It's actually very effective, but I'm not sure I'd want to try it!

this must be the place where Grissom gets all his CSI information from

The leech method is being used in the UK. Ugh !


It's actually very effective, but I'm not sure I'd want to try it!


This is incredibly disgusting, but I'd go for that as opposed to amputation or some other heinous medical treatment. Just give me drugs first so I can forget what is going on!

Any of you guys done a cow chip toss?

I swear they do it out here. You walk a field...find old flattened out and dried cow pies trying to find the ones shaped most like a frisbee.

They have contests to see who can throw thier "Cow chip" the farthest.