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Topic: TAKE ME TO YOUR
martymark Joined Tue 11/18/08 Posts: 1105	Sat 11/29/08 01:42 AM
why is my smiley thing not working?

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sat 11/29/08 01:43 AM
Outside, nearest tree!

Pete0909 Joined Sun 10/26/08 Posts: 1998	Sat 11/29/08 01:44 AM
my light switch is outside the bathroom door, TP to the right downt the hall to the left or right???? I dunnnnnnnnnnnnn wanna pee in the bedroom!!! depends, are you leaving my bedroom or the living room? from your front door!!! Past the salt water tank (dont get distracted), through the living room, past the balcony, to the left.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 11/29/08 01:45 AM
I bet everyone has to go now!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Im evil!!! <--------running down the hall to the left!!!

Marie55 Joined Wed 08/30/06 Posts: 7007	Sat 11/29/08 01:45 AM
I don't have to use the bathroom ...ever! Not another one who uses the shower????

scuseme Joined Sat 11/29/08 Posts: 8	Sat 11/29/08 01:46 AM
There is something magical about toilet paper, I agree, you're right to keep it out of site. If your ever in need of the magical paper thatis out of site, don't fear. A simple solution is to squeeze them tight.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 11/29/08 01:47 AM
why is my smiley thing not working? cuzzzzzzzzzzzzz you have NO FRIENDS!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 11/29/08 01:49 AM
There is something magical about toilet paper, I agree, you're right to keep it out of site. If your ever in need of the magical paper thatis out of site, don't fear. A simple solution is to squeeze them tight. uHHHHHHHHHH what do you think the Mcdonalds napkins are for???? Nothing but the BEST for my company!!!

scuseme Joined Sat 11/29/08 Posts: 8	Sat 11/29/08 01:50 AM
If keeping them tight becomes much of a blight, find a tree and get some height, Then let it rip and share with everyone your delight! I made all this up as I went, honest. I didn't practice or anything.

Pete0909 Joined Sun 10/26/08 Posts: 1998	Sat 11/29/08 01:51 AM
I prefer taco bell napkins.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 11/29/08 01:51 AM
A&W is kinda soft........like charmin!!

Pete0909 Joined Sun 10/26/08 Posts: 1998	Sat 11/29/08 01:53 AM
I find that after I eat taco bell I usually need them... A&W is HUGE in Japan!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 11/29/08 01:54 AM
I dont really like the dairy queen napkins though.........too small!!! Like wth?????

adj4u Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 21254	Sat 11/29/08 01:56 AM
oh like the tp they used to have in the schools a long time ago

scuseme Joined Sat 11/29/08 Posts: 8	Sat 11/29/08 01:56 AM
I prefer the napkins made from 100% post consumer products, you know the brown napkins at all of the vegan joints. They're a little rough but they put a little hair on my chest.

Pete0909 Joined Sun 10/26/08 Posts: 1998	Sat 11/29/08 01:57 AM
They used to ahve these TP dispensers in england that were like dairy queen napkins, but one-ply.... HORRIBLE

Pete0909 Joined Sun 10/26/08 Posts: 1998	Sat 11/29/08 01:58 AM
I ahd to go real bad in Venice one time. Thier sewer system cant handle toilet paper, so you have to throw it in a bin next to the toilet. Also they charged me like 3 euros to get in and there was no seat!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 11/29/08 01:59 AM
oh like the tp they used to have in the schools a long time ago Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the cardboard squares!!!

scuseme Joined Sat 11/29/08 Posts: 8	Sat 11/29/08 02:00 AM
if i remember correctly, no one used toilet paper until like the 14 or 1600's. What did everyone do?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 11/29/08 02:00 AM
I prefer the napkins made from 100% post consumer products, you know the brown napkins at all of the vegan joints. They're a little rough but they put a little hair on my chest. wth vegan?????? I dont need any hair on me chest but I was hoping for a little on my bum~!!!! Oh wait!!! Thats what tequila is for!!!