9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is
yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People
who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the
T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say
while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come
to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask
you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya
sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be
new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Hey sis, I told you that I am trying to stop doing that.

I can't believe that you put that up there so everyone knows my bad
habits

lord have mercy i do at least half of those lmao

sorry sis, couldn't resist!!

you know what they say about paybacks sis

please,,sis have mercy!!!!!

Gotta like thoes views, I've never really looked at it that way but now
that you pointed it out...WOW!

OMG laughing my a$$ off.... so flippin funny... will have to remember
these for future reference.

i like that.....i have one more though. I work retail so when i
ask are you finding everything alright today they reply yeah, and then
just as you go to walk away..oh yeah can you tell me where this is..
WTF...you just told me you were finding everything ok.

#3 should be "You can EAT your cake, and HAVE it too"

Morena, can I ask you a questi....Oh dang forget that.
Please don't hate me.

Did that hurt? Nah, I'm just crying cause I'm so happy.