(Oldie of mine)

Uncle Charles always over does it BIG on the scotch. Bigmama at 80 something has very little patients and can still delve out the swats. My cousins Kevin & Gregg always fight over their mom's Mac & cheese,one year they dropped the whole pan and my aunt fell to her knees. My Oldest brother acts like he can't stand the family, but he's the first to start singing after 2 glasses of blackberry brandy. My sister has a new man to bring every year, and by the end of the day they're usually running from fear.
Mi familia is nutso and i love them so much. Can't forget when my father falls asleep watching football, remote tightly in his clutch.
My nephew tried to take it out of dad's hand, this is a mistake.
He'll heal just fine, only a hairline fracture not a break.
My little nieces are all so adorable. Until they get wacked up on punch & peach cobbler then their behavior becomes deplorable. That's when my mom says enough is enough, and kids start scrambling cause they know what's coming up.
Someone is going to get it for breaking Bigmama's antique lamp. That thing was older than the 1st dirt and the kids knew they had better break camp. At the end of this day all will need sleep. Bless my family and yours
for the memories we keep.

Happy Dysfunctional Thanksgiving!!!

Back at ya, I guess I'm not the only survivor of a cooky fam.

Loved it, a lot better than being bored, don't you agree?

I could picture the whole scene.... very nice write.
I'm down with it....

Thank you Pkd1220 and are you telling me that you were alone yesterday or just not the best company around ya?

Right onUp2Us that is very cool of you to say my brother.

I wasn't bored. I went with a girlfriend to the casino, spent a little money and was entertained with 7 hours of BINGO- more or less. My g/f, btw won $800. Who knew?? You know me, I'm always up for something different-well different it was.