A father asks his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees...

"I don't want to know" said the boy, bursting into tears.."Promise you wont tell me"
Confused the father asked what was wrong..
"When I was six, I got the there is no Easter Bunny speech"
"At seven i got the there is no tooth fairy speech"
"When I was eight I got hit with there is no Santa Claus speech"
If you are going to tell me that grown-ups really don't get laid..I have nothing left to live for!!!!!!!