Introductions are necessary, sometimes...

Greetings to all fellow wierd writers,

My name is, hmmm, what is my name, hold on I have to look at my bracelet. Um, a, l, um, is that uh n, um, I can't read it, brb..................................................... ok, um, I have to cut.....it....off. Aaaaah ok, oh, um, hold on......ok, my name is, Samuel Micheals. Ok, there yu go. LOL or atleast that was from the body I took it off of. teehee, ok just kidding, LOL that's not my name at all, but what's in a name anyways really. I only know my doctors, my mom's and the alien living in the backroom who acts like he is not human at all, but than again. Ok getting way off subject, anyways, um, my name, right. Um, LOL Well, ok, before I can tell you my name, I have to tell you something very important. Just a sec, let me see if anyone is watching me.........ok, um, come here, closer, look at this, I'm gonna tell you something, ok, but you gotta promise, not to tell any-body ok, promise, Right now, cross your heart and hope to die, and all that stuff, now. Did you do it? hmmm, ok, I'll take your word for it, ok, and that's saying alot ok, ok. (deep breath) Ibelieveelvisisstillalive! ok I said it, gosh that felt good to get that off my chest, whew. Wow, you have no idea how long that, oh, huh, ok, ok, um, my dragon is calling me, she needs to send her lover an email. Wow, you have no idea how insatiable a dragon can be....sigh, that is until you realize there is no way in hell she is gonna...... aaaah, Allright, allright! I have to go, Look for Sanctuary's Shadow to come out soon. Bye for now, be good, cause you know who is watching you, that's right, uhuh. Alllriiiight allready! bye...

My name is Sanctuary Shadow. Sometimes my pet chameleon uses the computer here to post his issues with our lifestyle. I simply let him because most people don't know about us anyways. It is his only source of outlet really, unless I take him with me when I go out at night. But he tends to scare children and most adults around here too. Thanks for putting up with him, oh and I may post something sometimes too, just to check on my pal here, he does have a name, I just can't allow him to tell you right now. So you can call him Skull the Conquerer. Or Bob. Lol. Ok, I have to run, got a case of the ibbyjeebees tonight, seems my lover got another brite idea and I have to cut his, oh, sorry, um, gotta go. bye.

Hi, me bob here, anyone want some of my tuna sandwich, I'll share with you...ok, no one, ok. Smack! Smack, hol on, need a drink.....mmmmm, I love rootbeer...do you like rootbeer? My dragon says she likes Orchata, I don't know what that is, but it sounds musical. Oh yeah, I played with the piano two days ago, my dragon got mad. It wasn't pretty either, her nostrils started flaring and she looked like she might bite me, I laughed...It wasn't the best idea I ever had, but it was funny. She hasn't spoken to me for two days now. I guess it was because Elvis left flowers on her bed the other day. I don't know why she was angry because of that. He looks pretty good for an old guy, she could do worse, like that wierd guy with the hair problem. Oh don't get me wrong, sometimes I think I could do with some hair, its just that he had alot of it, and he seemed to be playing with it all the time..eeeeeew! uck! My Dark Faery told me to be afraid of mayonnaise when I made my tuna sandwich. I don't know why, but I think when it gets hot it looks too oily, I suggested we put some on dragons pillow, maybe she would reacte differantly, rather than eating icecream all day and looking like her favorite toy broke. Besides, she has lots of toys, they are all men or immortal, men break easy, but immortals are more fun, they stick around alot longer. I think she was mad at Elvis cause he wouldn't sing for her, what do you think? I heard he sings good, my Dark Faery said its because she has issues with important people...hol on, I need another drink...mmmmm, root beer makes me Happy, soo happy! I want three things if I ever get my own little house, a refrigerator full of rootbeer, and tuna fish salad. Oh and Dark Faery to live with me too. She is sooo nice, she is smart too. I think maybe I should be afraid of mayonnaise. I wonder if Elvis puts it on his face, he is always sweating and oily, but my dragon never lets him stay. She says he has some things to work out and in the mean time she has to go out to work out. I tell her she can work out with me, teehee, she gives me a look, her nostrils flare, I laugh.... maybe tomorrow she will take me out with her, I like normal people, they taste good, but they don't like it when you taste them....don't taste them when they don't give you permission...it makes them very mad...this one time I tasted a guy with lots of tattoos cause they looked like fruit and he....hold on......OK OK, I have to go, dragon wants to use the computer...hold on, just a minute..... uh oh. ooops, I left my mayonnaise on the floor, oops I forgot people like to walk on that....gotta go bye.....oooh, Ha ha she is flarring her nostrils again, hahahah, ooops... ow! Not the tail! aaaaa...hahaha....

wow...

Thank you for thinking so, giggles, they are characters in my novel, I hope to finish very soon, Called Sanctuary's Shadow. The first night I posted Bob the Skull Conquerers introduction, I got over 1 million hits. The number is still climbing. I know I sound like I am bragging, but I am more in shock than anything, giggles, I have never in my life, had so many hits to a blog site. The most I have had is 37,000 on 360 and that was after a year and a half. giggles. ok, talking too much, going away now, giggles