Applying for the Gynecologist Assistant Job:

A young man goes into the Job Center in Phoenix , Arizona ; and
sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he
goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details?" he asks the clerk.

The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the
ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their
underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply
shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that
they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual
salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to San Diego , CA ;
that's about 355 miles from here."

"Oh, is that where the job is?"

"No sir - that's where the end of the line is right now."

Damn I have a ways to go to get in line for that job