Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says Jack, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants
and handed them to your mother, and said,
Here honey, try these on.
So, she did and said,
Well sweetie theyre a little too big, I cant Wear them.
So I replied, ...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems.
Hmmm, says Jack.
He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So, on his honeymoon
Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill,
Here babe, try these on. So she does and says,
These are too large, they dont fit me. So Jack says,
...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I dont want you to ever forget that.
Then Jill takes off her knickers and hands them to Jack and says,
Here, you try on mine. So he does and says,
I cant even get into your knickers. So Jill says,

...exactly. And if you dont change your f**king attitude, you never will!!

thanks for the humor tonight

Good for her!!