Topic: Deer Huntin' Camp | |
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Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a
> room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so > badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them > stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. > > The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the > next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all > bloodshot. The other two said, 'Man, what happened to > you?' > He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and > watched him all night.' > The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the > morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all > bloodshot. The other two said, 'Man, what happened to > you? You look awful!' > He said, 'Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and > watched him all night.' > The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly > ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he > came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good > morning,' he said. The other two couldn't believe > it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, 'Man, > what happened?' > He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked > Daryl into bed, patted his butt and kissed him good night... > Daryl sat up and watched me all night. |
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