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Topic: public service information
Duffy's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:33 PM
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service from the wet state of washington, and we r full of poop we are told.flowerforyou

MsCarmen's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:34 PM
guess I'll be full of crap cause I can't drink the wine ohwell

Duffy's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:35 PM
well try rum and croak.flowerforyou

MsCarmen's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:35 PM
Can't do that either Duffy, I'm pregnant!

no photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:35 PM
i rarely drink water. i drink coffee but i dont know if that counts. besides , where do you think the crap comes from?

Mayhem_J's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:36 PM
Our bodies are full of bacteria...if we didnt have the bacteria that we have...we wouldnt survive.

Duffy's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:37 PM
congrats to the preggers woman.
boy or girl>name it after me?flowerforyou

cottonelle's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:39 PM
thats why i buy purified water from the store (35 cents a gallon)

MsCarmen's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:39 PM

congrats to the preggers woman.
boy or girl>name it after me?flowerforyou


Sure Duffy :wink:

no photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:39 PM
thank you reverse osmosis bigsmile

no photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:40 PM
Mmm wine.

cottonelle's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:41 PM

Our bodies are full of bacteria...if we didnt have the bacteria that we have...we wouldnt survive.

hey sally

Filmfreek's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:41 PM
What about tea? I'm an alcoholic.

tanyaann's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:41 PM
rofl drinks Yay to cherry wine! drinks




flowers congrads mscarmen!

PacificStar48's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:42 PM

Can't do that either Duffy, I'm pregnant!

Congratulations on the impending birth.

Duffy's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:44 PM
can ya name it after me..?
boys name...tony balony ogrady?

um girls name a bit harder....duffy balony and her band of quackers.
any other suggestions....laugh

Mayhem_J's photo
Sun 11/23/08 04:52 PM


Our bodies are full of bacteria...if we didnt have the bacteria that we have...we wouldnt survive.

hey sally


Sup cool guy.

galendgirl's photo
Sun 11/23/08 05:28 PM
Water and wine...
I'm thinking both and will just pretend to forget what I read here about the perils of the first! Ewwww....

3oh3's photo
Sun 11/23/08 06:07 PM

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service from the wet state of washington, and we r full of poop we are told.flowerforyou



O mi gawd...I loooove you.

AngieH79's photo
Sun 11/23/08 11:10 PM

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service from the wet state of washington, and we r full of poop we are told.flowerforyou



I was always told we are full of rust.

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