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Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 11/21/08 06:42 PM
You're a character in a Charles D!ckens story.... Probably true. But, I like ****ens. In his time, writers were paid by the word. That's why Chuck was so prolific. And you could never piss me off. But, you could buy me a drink.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 11/21/08 06:44 PM
Your owner used you to write a best selling book called "Marley and Me" which was made into a movie due to be released this Holiday Season, you however was not able to be featured in the movie because oh yeah like every dog story YOU DIED at the end of it Ah yeah, but guess what I'm coming back to do with you, my pretty?

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 11/21/08 06:46 PM Edited by Marley on Fri 11/21/08 06:47 PM
The cat is laying on your blanket. That's okay. A little p-u-s-s-y never hurt me.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 11/21/08 06:47 PM
You are up for sale on E_bay What's the bid?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 11/21/08 06:48 PM
You're a character in a Charles D!ckens story.... Probably true. But, I like ****ens. In his time, writers were paid by the word. That's why Chuck was so prolific. And you could never piss me off. But, you could buy me a drink. I like him, too. And there aren't too many of that era who really appeal to me.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 11/21/08 06:49 PM
you look like my cat I really don't know how to approach that one.

Balletdancerpdx Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 503	Fri 11/21/08 06:49 PM
Your owner used you to write a best selling book called "Marley and Me" which was made into a movie due to be released this Holiday Season, you however was not able to be featured in the movie because oh yeah like every dog story YOU DIED at the end of it Ah yeah, but guess what I'm coming back to do with you, my pretty? and what pray tell might that be?

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Fri 11/21/08 06:50 PM
Your penis is so little and cute.....wait.....do you even HAVE one?

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 11/21/08 06:52 PM
Your owner used you to write a best selling book called "Marley and Me" which was made into a movie due to be released this Holiday Season, you however was not able to be featured in the movie because oh yeah like every dog story YOU DIED at the end of it Ah yeah, but guess what I'm coming back to do with you, my pretty? and what pray tell might that be? Close your eyes and dream.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 11/21/08 06:53 PM
Your penis is so little and cute.....wait.....do you even HAVE one? I'll let you be the judge.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 11/21/08 06:54 PM
the pound is waiting for you, the dog catcher is on his way!

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 11/21/08 06:57 PM
the pound is waiting for you, the dog catcher is on his way! I have dealt with them beforehand and I have yet to be smoked. Nice smile.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 11/21/08 06:59 PM
the pound is waiting for you, the dog catcher is on his way! I have dealt with them beforehand and I have yet to be smoked. Nice smile. Thank you very much

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Fri 11/21/08 08:19 PM
You are up for sale on E_bay What's the bid? Oh heck I dont' know.. a couple of bucks maybe... if you get lucky might climb since the market went up today. It was the first thing I could think that might piss me off if I was a puppy...

lnghntr Joined Sun 08/03/08 Posts: 1618	Fri 11/21/08 08:21 PM
puppys on a stick is good eatin