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Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Fri 11/21/08 03:17 PM
So my friend calls me today and tells me her husband has been hounding her for sex. For whatever reason, she just doesn't like sex so he has to practically beg for it. So she calls him back by hitting the send button on her cell phone, which calls the last number on your phone. When he picks up the phone all she says is "I'll have sex with you tonight" And then she finds out to her her horror that it wasn't her husband she called She called her son's boyscouts leader's husband She never checked there was a missed call on her phone She told me there isn't a rock big enough for her to crawl under

misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Fri 11/21/08 03:19 PM


chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Fri 11/21/08 03:20 PM
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's embarrassing!

Junkmanjim10 Joined Mon 11/03/08 Posts: 154	Fri 11/21/08 03:21 PM
thats friggin halarious!!!!

CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Fri 11/21/08 03:22 PM
This is exactly why I wanted to be in the Boy Scouts!

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Fri 11/21/08 03:23 PM
Did he say OK

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Fri 11/21/08 03:25 PM
wow thats funny

writer_gurl Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 7673	Fri 11/21/08 03:26 PM
Ooohhhhh, poor thing Though I wonder if the boyscout leder's husband is cute

Absorbing Joined Fri 11/21/08 Posts: 11	Fri 11/21/08 03:26 PM
Just imagine the perks her son will get from the scout leader now

grammy09 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 32710	Fri 11/21/08 03:26 PM
So my friend calls me today and tells me her husband has been hounding her for sex. For whatever reason, she just doesn't like sex so he has to practically beg for it. So she calls him back by hitting the send button on her cell phone, which calls the last number on your phone. When he picks up the phone all she says is "I'll have sex with you tonight" And then she finds out to her her horror that it wasn't her husband she called She called her son's boyscouts leader's husband She never checked there was a missed call on her phone She told me there isn't a rock big enough for her to crawl under omg too darn funny

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Audie Joined Thu 07/17/08 Posts: 1898	Fri 11/21/08 03:31 PM
That's what she gets for not putting out!!! LOL

Army_Strong Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 1254	Fri 11/21/08 03:37 PM
Guess she'll take that option off her phone after that one lol.

ChangeofHeart Joined Sun 10/26/08 Posts: 1280	Fri 11/21/08 03:42 PM
So my friend calls me today and tells me her husband has been hounding her for sex. For whatever reason, she just doesn't like sex so he has to practically beg for it. So she calls him back by hitting the send button on her cell phone, which calls the last number on your phone. When he picks up the phone all she says is "I'll have sex with you tonight" And then she finds out to her her horror that it wasn't her husband she called She called her son's boyscouts leader's husband She never checked there was a missed call on her phone She told me there isn't a rock big enough for her to crawl under Its ashame he has too beg his Wife. Please tell him about Ashleymadison.com. Poor Guy

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Fri 11/21/08 03:44 PM
I don't know about that. She might have said it in most whinny, disappointed, "oh god, lets just get this over with' voice. Like when the mechanic tells you $250. to fix the car, and you say, "Ok, just do it"