Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and
pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. "Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your
truck keys. "Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip. "Modem" ------- How you
got rid of your dandelions. "ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it
with coca cola. "Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
"Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with
barnyard stuff. "Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your
trot line. "Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer
bottle in order to get a free case. "LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey
Delbert! LAN me yore truck." "Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they
are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend. "bit" --------- A wager as in,
"I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
"digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote. "packet"
------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip

LMAO If Imus said that I could get larry the Cable guy to lead a
demonstration and get him canned

LOL that was good karma

Good one Karma.