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Topic: Question???!!
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Thu 11/20/08 01:46 PM
I used to work with primates but i was sacked when my boss caught me spanking the monkey

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Thu 11/20/08 01:52 PM
I worked at a nudist resort's restaraunt...but got canned for feeding the "bares"...True Story!

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Thu 11/20/08 01:54 PM
Edited by MindyMindy on Thu 11/20/08 01:56 PM

Do you have to work at the Post Office to go Postal? Technicaly I think so other wise you are just a disgruntled employee.

No...and you don't have to work at the morgue to get stiffed. I get stiffed sometimes at my diner.

Guys are always trying to get to second base with me and I don't even play baseball.

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Thu 11/20/08 01:57 PM
I got sacked from the delicatessan for sticking my penis in the bacon slicer.

In case you wondered what they did with the bacon slicer, well, they sacked her too.

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Thu 11/20/08 01:59 PM
I heard it was the pickle slicer...

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