Topic: The Tale Of The Three Holes
uk1971's photo
Thu 11/20/08 10:10 AM
This guy was really sleepy and needed a place to stay for the night. So he sees this barn up the road and asks the guy if he can stay in his barn for the night.
"Sure,"
says the farmer,
"As long as you promise not to stick your winky into the three holes." The man promises, and the farmer leaves him there. Of course, he can't resist, and the farmer is woken up in the middle of the night by screams coming from the barn. The farmer goes down and finds the guy stuck in the third hole.
"What are in these holes?"
the guy screams.
"Well,"
says the farmer,
"One of them's my daughter,
one's my cow,
and that third one's an automatic milking machine that doesn't stop until it gets five gallons."

bigsmile :banana:

Pink_lady's photo
Thu 11/20/08 10:13 AM
Uk, the jokes r good, but can i ask why u make a new thread everytime u post 1? wouldnt it make more sense to have 1 thread for jokes and just bump/add new jokes to it?

KAY KAY 's photo
Thu 11/20/08 10:16 AM
laugh laugh laugh

uk1971's photo
Thu 11/20/08 10:25 AM

Uk, the jokes r good, but can i ask why u make a new thread everytime u post 1? wouldnt it make more sense to have 1 thread for jokes and just bump/add new jokes to it?


I have a thread in sex and dating for that.
I think that for the jokes I post here, if I just keep adding, folks may miss out on some of my material if it goes on for several pages.
Others post countless gags as well.

And why break a habit that I've upheld since I've been a member of mingle/Justsayhi?


:smile: :smile: :smile:


Pink_lady's photo
Thu 11/20/08 10:28 AM


Uk, the jokes r good, but can i ask why u make a new thread everytime u post 1? wouldnt it make more sense to have 1 thread for jokes and just bump/add new jokes to it?


I have a thread in sex and dating for that.
I think that for the jokes I post here, if I just keep adding, folks may miss out on some of my material if it goes on for several pages.
Others post countless gags as well.

And why break a habit that I've upheld since I've been a member of mingle/Justsayhi?


:smile: :smile: :smile:




When its just a single joke for each thread, it dies soon after anyway and never gets bumped again, it also spams up the forums havin loadsa single jokes which dont go beyond the first page.

Either way, it was a bit of constructive criticism.

dae11x's photo
Thu 11/20/08 10:31 AM



Uk, the jokes r good, but can i ask why u make a new thread everytime u post 1? wouldnt it make more sense to have 1 thread for jokes and just bump/add new jokes to it?


I have a thread in sex and dating for that.
I think that for the jokes I post here, if I just keep adding, folks may miss out on some of my material if it goes on for several pages.
Others post countless gags as well.

And why break a habit that I've upheld since I've been a member of mingle/Justsayhi?


:smile: :smile: :smile:




When its just a single joke for each thread, it dies soon after anyway and never gets bumped again, it also spams up the forums havin loadsa single jokes which dont go beyond the first page.

Either way, it was a bit of constructive criticism.
I like it the way he has been doing it.