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um hi or whatever.......give me a good tune or something please.......
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dig my toes into the sand
The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds Strewn across a blue blanket I lean against the wind Pretend that I am weightless And in this moment I am happy... happy I wish you were here I wish you were here I wish you were here I wish you were here I lay my head onto the sand The sky resembles a backlit canopy With holes punched in it I'm counting U.F.O'S I signal them with my lighter And in this moment I am happy... happy I wish you were here I wish you were here I wish you were here Wish you were here The world's a roller coaster And I am not strapped in Maybe we should hold with care But our hands are busy in the air saying; I wish you were here I wish you were I wish you were here I wish you were here I wish you were here Wish you were here |
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um hi or whatever.......give me a good tune or something please....... |
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INCUBUS!!! Best band EVER to see live!
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you guys are my favorite....much love dont come back........
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I'll be back whenever i please and u'll be waiting
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It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight You know the stars ain't shinin' 'Cause the sky's too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees There was a werewolf honkin' 'Long the aide of me I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . . 'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery I noticed even the crickets Was actin' weird up here So I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . " But there was no reply 'Cause she was gone . . . "Where's those titties I like so well, 'n' my godam beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil, . . He's about this big, . . He had a red suit on An' a widow's peak An' then a pointed tail 'N like a sulphur reek Yes, it was him awright, I swear I knowed it was He had some human flesh Stuck underneath his claws You know, it looked to me Like it was titty skin I said, "You sonofabifch!" 'Cause I was mad at him. Well he just got out the floss 'N started cleanin' his fang So I shot him with my shooter. Said: BANG BANG BANG The sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away . . . You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say?" YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Yeah! titties 'n all!" WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN? "Were the cans this tall?" EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?" ****, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true'. 'WELL DON'T THEY PAY Y'ALL GOOD FOR THE STUFF THAT YOU DO? "I can't complain when the checks come through . . '' WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR! "Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am fhe Devil, Do you understand? Just what will you give me for your titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little contract here, . '' YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE, THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR . . . GIMME THAT PAPER ... BET YER ASS I'LL SIGN . . . 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY- SQUEEZIN' TIME! "You can't fool me, man . . . you ain't that bad . . . I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had . . . Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too . . . 'n both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you . . "WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL SO ... WHATCHA GONNA DO? (improvised dialog) "No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think ... I mean ... hold on a minute, boy . . . that's Magic Ink!" And then the Devil puked 'N out jumped m'girl They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN' All around the world, she said: "I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS, AN' I'M GONNA GET WRECKED, SO **** YOU CLOWNS!" And then she gave us the finger, It was rigid 'n stiff, That's when the Devil, he farted An' she went right over the cliff The Devil was mad took off to my pad I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? |
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titties and beer, i love that guy who put that up, the rest get out stupes...
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titties and beer, i love that guy who put that up, the rest get out stupes... I'm Gonna Have Awesome Dreams Tonight about my two Favorite things (.)(.) & |
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I'll be back whenever i please and u'll be waiting u tell him....lol |
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um hi or whatever.......give me a good tune or something please....... Sing, sing a song. Sing out loud, sing out strong. |
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i like that hockey chick....she means it.....i think....
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i love that winx ...but that is it asses get out........ur done.....forget it stupe...
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Edited by
Winx
on
Wed 11/19/08 09:23 PM
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You tell me you love it and then tell me to leave. |
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Well I'm Gonna Take some Kick Ass Illicit Drugs and Drift off to LaLa Land |
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go for it bro.......i still love winx i think?
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go for it bro.......i still love winx i think? |
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i dont write whole songs asses....um what do i like? there was a red house over yonder,um i dont know i guess im totally stupid too.......
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im not going away !
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black rain ....
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