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Topic: Hey Stupes
scotty1964's photo
Wed 11/19/08 08:50 PM
um hi or whatever.......give me a good tune or something please.......

misstina2's photo
Wed 11/19/08 08:52 PM
dig my toes into the sand
The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds
Strewn across a blue blanket
I lean against the wind
Pretend that I am weightless
And in this moment I am happy... happy

I wish you were here
I wish you were here
I wish you were here
I wish you were here

I lay my head onto the sand
The sky resembles a backlit canopy
With holes punched in it
I'm counting U.F.O'S
I signal them with my lighter
And in this moment I am happy... happy

I wish you were here
I wish you were here
I wish you were here
Wish you were here

The world's a roller coaster
And I am not strapped in
Maybe we should hold with care
But our hands are busy in the air saying;

I wish you were here
I wish you were

I wish you were here
I wish you were here
I wish you were here
Wish you were here

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 11/19/08 08:53 PM

um hi or whatever.......give me a good tune or something please.......
:banana: whoot whoot:banana:

3oh3's photo
Wed 11/19/08 08:53 PM
INCUBUS!!! Best band EVER to see live!

scotty1964's photo
Wed 11/19/08 08:57 PM
you guys are my favorite....much love dont come back........

misstina2's photo
Wed 11/19/08 08:58 PM
I'll be back whenever i please and u'll be waitingsmokin smokin smokin

boredinaz06's photo
Wed 11/19/08 09:01 PM
It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the aide of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . .
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
So I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . "
But there was no reply
'Cause she was gone . . .

"Where's those titties I like so well,
'n' my godam beer!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil, . .
He's about this big, . .

He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright,
I swear I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know, it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, "You sonofabifch!"
'Cause I was mad at him.
Well he just got out the floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter.
Said: BANG BANG BANG

The sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away . . .
You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say?"
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Yeah! titties 'n all!"
WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN? "Were the cans this tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?"
****, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true'.
'WELL DON'T THEY PAY Y'ALL GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
"I can't complain when the checks come through . . ''
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU HEAR!
"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am fhe Devil,
Do you understand?
Just what will you give me for your titties and beer?
I suppose you noticed this little contract here, . ''
YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE,
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR . . .
GIMME THAT PAPER ... BET YER ASS
I'LL SIGN . . . 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-
SQUEEZIN' TIME!

"You can't fool me, man . . . you ain't that bad . . .
I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had . . .
Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too . . .
'n both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you . .
"WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL SO ... WHATCHA GONNA DO?

(improvised dialog)

"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think ...
I mean ... hold on a minute, boy . . . that's
Magic Ink!"

And then the Devil puked
'N out jumped m'girl
They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN'
All around the world, she said:
"I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,
AN' I'M GONNA GET WRECKED, SO **** YOU CLOWNS!"

And then she gave us the finger,
It was rigid 'n stiff,
That's when the Devil, he farted
An' she went right over the cliff
The Devil was mad took off to my pad
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?

scotty1964's photo
Wed 11/19/08 09:04 PM
titties and beer, i love that guy who put that up, the rest get out stupes...

boredinaz06's photo
Wed 11/19/08 09:06 PM

titties and beer, i love that guy who put that up, the rest get out stupes...



I'm Gonna Have Awesome Dreams Tonight about my two Favorite things (.)(.) & drinker

no photo
Wed 11/19/08 09:07 PM

I'll be back whenever i please and u'll be waitingsmokin smokin smokin


u tell him....lol :banana: :banana:

Winx's photo
Wed 11/19/08 09:12 PM

um hi or whatever.......give me a good tune or something please.......


Sing, sing a song.
Sing out loud, sing out strong.

:tongue:

scotty1964's photo
Wed 11/19/08 09:13 PM
i like that hockey chick....she means it.....i think....

scotty1964's photo
Wed 11/19/08 09:15 PM
i love that winx ...but that is it asses get out........ur done.....forget it stupe...

Winx's photo
Wed 11/19/08 09:16 PM
Edited by Winx on Wed 11/19/08 09:23 PM
sad sad

You tell me you love it and then tell me to leave.


sad sad

boredinaz06's photo
Wed 11/19/08 09:18 PM


Well I'm Gonna Take some Kick Ass Illicit Drugs and Drift off to LaLa Landhappy

scotty1964's photo
Wed 11/19/08 09:38 PM
go for it bro.......i still love winx i think?

Winx's photo
Wed 11/19/08 10:00 PM

go for it bro.......i still love winx i think?


laugh flowerforyou

scotty1964's photo
Wed 11/19/08 10:51 PM
i dont write whole songs asses....um what do i like? there was a red house over yonder,um i dont know i guess im totally stupid too.......

chevylover1965's photo
Wed 11/19/08 10:56 PM
im not going away !pitchfork

chevylover1965's photo
Wed 11/19/08 11:04 PM
black rain ....

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