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| Topic: Addicted to the Computer. www.go2bed.com | |
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1. A friend stops by because your phone has been busy..........for a YEAR!!!
2. You forgot how to work the tv remote control. 3. You see something funny and scream 'LOL LOL' 4. You tell everyone that after surgery your mom went to ICQ instead of ICU!!! 5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. 6. You placed the refrigerator by your bed. 7. You by a laptop so you can have ICQ in your car. 8. Tech support calls you for help. 9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can 'Hang out' 10. You get a second phone line just so you can order out for pizza. 11. You purchase a vanity car licence plate with your screen name on it. 12. You say 'heheheh' or hehhehheh' instead of laughing. 13. You say 'Scroll up' when someone asks you what you said. 14. You find out divorce papers were served on you 6 months ago. 15. You talk on the phone to the same person you are sending an instant message to. 16. You look at an annoying person offline and wish you had your ignore button handy. 17. You start to suffer from 'Withdrawal after being offline for more than 7 minutes. 18. You say 'Where did the time go?' 19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours wating for that certain special person to sign on. 20. You go online in the morning before getting your coffee. 21. You end your sentence with....three or more periods... 22. You think faster than the computer. 23. You enter a room and are greeted by [[[hugs]]] and **kisses**. 24. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small. 25. Being called a 'Newbie' is a major insult to you. 26. You're on the phone and say 'BRB' 27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drugs test for bloodshot eyes. 28. You get up at 2am to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead. 29. Your answering machine/Voice mail sounds a little like this...'BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP' 30. You need to be prized from your computer by the 'Jaws of Life'.  
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sometimes....
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Hey - I'm not that bad! YET.
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I can see this all being put on my tombstone. LOL!
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