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I hate little children AND their damned loud toys! Back in my day, my momma woulda whooped up on my for making a PEEP over thanksgiving dinner! Boy if I woulda grewd up in these times, I'd be damned proud I didn't getta ass whoopin!
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How many of u crazy people get up and do black friday and what is your craziest story of the great day? naaaaa...the day b4 is just as good...online even easier.. |
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Get up early to stand in line with all the rest of the crazies out there. I love shopping on Black Friday
How many of u crazy people get up and do black friday and what is your craziest story of the great day? |
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ok. I have only done that nightmare once. One year I got up early to go get this coat for my now ex-wife. I got up at 4 to go stand in line with a bunch of caffeinated psychos who thought if they pushed up against you they would get in faster...even though the doors didn't open for another 45 minutes.
 Anyway...I got the coat she wanted after sprinting through the store (which, by the way, was out of self-defense so I didn't get trampled by the stampede). Then I decided to go to another store afterward. Slipped on a patch of ice in front of about 100 people standing in line. I am talking about full blown-out horizonality here.  After the embarassment, a guy came up to me and said, "Damn dude, that had to hurt. You got some serious air outta that!"  Yeah, they should call it Black & Blue Friday instead!!! Here is the kicker...she opens the coat Christmas morning and says,"Oh, thanks hun, but this is outta fashion now." What?  She ended up taking it back and getting a pair of shoes.... Never again!!! To those brave souls who do decide to take their lives, sanity, and mobility into the depths of hell this year...good luck to each of you and watch for that ice!!!!
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ok. I have only done that nightmare once. One year I got up early to go get this coat for my now ex-wife. I got up at 4 to go stand in line with a bunch of caffeinated psychos who thought if they pushed up against you they would get in faster...even though the doors didn't open for another 45 minutes. Anyway...I got the coat she wanted after sprinting through the store (which, by the way, was out of self-defense so I didn't get trampled by the stampede). Then I decided to go to another store afterward. Slipped on a patch of ice in front of about 100 people standing in line. I am talking about full blown-out horizonality here. After the embarassment, a guy came up to me and said, "Damn dude, that had to hurt. You got some serious air outta that!" Yeah, they should call it Black & Blue Friday instead!!! Here is the kicker...she opens the coat Christmas morning and says,"Oh, thanks hun, but this is outta fashion now." What? She ended up taking it back and getting a pair of shoes.... Never again!!! To those brave souls who do decide to take their lives, sanity, and mobility into the depths of hell this year...good luck to each of you and watch for that ice!!!! thats funny **** 
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