Topic: ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
countrybelle6471's photo
Mon 11/17/08 05:11 PM


ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and
there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is
a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along
to a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work
cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall,
handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so
striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare
and walked directly toward her. (As real men will)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so
rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition.'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do
in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and
then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she
pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She
looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully
said....

'Clean my house.'

Women are not stupid


sugarnspice1's photo
Mon 11/17/08 05:18 PM
laugh nice one

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Mon 11/17/08 05:19 PM
biggrin huh biggrin

countrybelle6471's photo
Mon 11/17/08 05:24 PM
hey best 20 bucks i'd ever spendlaugh

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Mon 11/17/08 05:25 PM

laugh nice one
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Mon 11/17/08 05:26 PM
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cityblues21's photo
Mon 11/17/08 07:02 PM
LUV IT>>>

agate763's photo
Mon 11/17/08 07:47 PM
laugh laugh tears tears
Just remember... you get what you pay for!!

keepthehope's photo
Mon 11/17/08 10:25 PM
Very good!laugh :banana:

singleflower30's photo
Mon 11/17/08 11:18 PM
Where can I find him? :laughing:

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Mon 11/17/08 11:19 PM
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