Gotta dear john letter that said "you loved me too much" huh? Well sorry I didn't beat you like your last 3 boyfreinds did. And "you spent too much time with me" huh? I work 6 days a week and spent saturday with her. And "you spent too much money on my kids". Huh? Sorry they needed emergency medical services and the hospital refused you until I said I'd pay instead of their worthless deadbeat daddies. Sorry I cared for them as much as you. Oh the john deere letter was in her sisters handwriting. I f*cking laughed and mailed it back- recipient deceased.

I told a chronic pothead girlfreind to cut down on the weed smoking. She told me "I like marijuana and it likes me". I said "Good! I hope you and marijuana will be very happy together!" And I left.

biker, sounds like you need someone work up a little good gris-gris for you

biker, sounds like you need someone work up a little good gris-gris for you
... I've had 2 runaway brides at considerable expense and embarassment. I've had countless failed relationships with crazy, insecure, neurotic women. I gave up a long time ago. And I'm greatful because after hearing some of the stories I'm glad I didn't get to hear "I got what I wanted- now get your stuff and leave" after 10, 15, 17, 20, and 25 years. But she was so happy during those years. Never an inkling to the contrary until it benefit them. Pretty sad actually.

biker, sounds like you need someone work up a little good gris-gris for you
... I've had 2 runaway brides at considerable expense and embarassment. I've had countless failed relationships with crazy, insecure, neurotic women. I gave up a long time ago. And I'm greatful because after hearing some of the stories I'm glad I didn't get to hear "I got what I wanted- now get your stuff and leave" after 10, 15, 17, 20, and 25 years. But she was so happy during those years. Never an inkling to the contrary until it benefit them. Pretty sad actually.


whoa, yeah, thats a lot of negative to swallow

And I've heard every one of those lines on these last 3 pages. What a joke. I find that women who demand honesty in a relationship want YOU to be honest and they have free reign to be the biggest liars of them all.

So in all actuality we should start a thread of breakup lines I would like to use. Because I have a few of them. Unfortunately I would probably get banned for being offensive.

youve made it thus far..