Who keeps moving my cheese?
Who keeps stealing my panties?
Who keeps peeing on my frosted flake?

Who keeps knocking at the door?
Who keeps calling on the phone?
Who keeps playing in the nasty backyard lake?

Who keeps smiling at me?
Who keeps waving at me?
Who keeps mailing me fetish porn that I can't take?

Who keeps me on this forum?
Who keeps me wishing he would contact me?
Who keeps me guessing his intentions for goodness sake?

sorry.. I didnt think you would mind me moving it.. gosh!

Hey Mindy, I like your writing. You should do some song's gurl.

Thx shoesmonkey. I don't think I have what it takes for song lyrics. Is there any money in it? I need money. I'm saving to buy a house with a white picket fence. Right now I can only afford the fence.

Who's that knockin at the door? Somebody's ringin the bell ...

Ask the writer of THAT song .. they made big $$

Well, I think you might do just fine writin some song's. Write em and see if you can get a local band to do em!!!!!!!!!! For real, I do think you should try and see what happen's. Might get ya that house to go along with that fence.

Here's a lead in, "I'm waitin on a bag of flour" (from ex honey) see where ya go with that.

Now you are getting me all excited about a talent I may not have. I am always looking for something better than this waitress job. I make decent money but it doesn't have benefits or a real future. Besides I am starting to get tired of having my butt grabbed by the same old guys. I want new guys to grab my butt. Maybe cool guys with jobs that don't pay by the hour.

I ask too much I think.

I don't think you ask to much

We will see. We will see.

Hello choclablover

Why do I smell like bacon?
Why do I spend all my time posting?
Why do the geese hang out in that nasty lake?

Why are Tuesdays so slow at work?
Why are all the coffee cups turned the wrong way?
Why are people staring at me like I'm a poisonous snake?

What's up with the guy in the farmer's hat eating sausage?
What's up with the lady in booth two sniffing the cheese?
What's up with my lazy co-worker making more than I make?

Where will I go after work is done?
Where will I go when I find some one?
Where will I go when the world ends for goodness sake?

Do not ask questions you don't need the answers too
Best to leave some things unanswered
That to which you seek will only bother you more once you know
The greatest things in life are still mistrys

who keeps "cuttin" the cheese?