i genuinely do believe that the poem you wrote put a lot of would be potential UK forum posters off pete

im only joking


it wasnt at all cheesy!

Not a Pink Floyd fan I take it, huh Iain?

i can't say i am

good morning to the UK

good evening U.K.

Good night UK

hello U.K. ers

how are u all

nobody is ever here these days

i know im getting sick and tired of you lot not turning up

well i'm here now and no is.... are they??

hello



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hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

hows you

hey Iain
how u doin?
i'm good thanks
had a lazy day off

fantstic, we all deserve a lazy day off now and again don't we

are you busy on mingle tonight? forum wise?

im super thanks, ive got a fair bit of leave now, so really good thanks

no i'm not really foruming it tonight
just here lol and between facebook!!!

and at last now i have someone to talk to here.

so what plans u got for all ur leave??
is it nice and cold in Scotland?

i was there today, but ive now left im in newcastle at my parents house.

but i can tell you its fairly nippy, we went to the comedy club last night and then onto a few pubs. the comedy club wasn't the funniest.

my plans for leave, are to save money and swim a lot
and chill

ive been away abroad not so long back from magaluf, so ive not got any temptations to go abroad just yet.

my appologies, i think my connection has inherited my brain, its rather slow tonight

so u went to SHAGaluf did u. lol
where are ur holiday photos?? lol

shame about the comedy in the club, i love a good comedy night out.
i've been to Jongeurs a few times.
so u staying with ur parents for the rest of ur stay??

my holiday photos are where my naughty magazines are hidden.

haha my mate has all the pics, someone stole my camera about a week after i bought it. B'turds i can't be arsed with the rigmarole of going through the insurance.

i certainly am staying with parents, i would have my own place by now but im hopefully not going to be in the country after july, i want to go traveling.

what about your self, have you got your own home?

yes have got my own place.

so where u wanna go traveling??
i thought u were in the forces - did i get that wrong??

i'd like to get a holiday or 2 in this year, but not sure it'll happen.

yes but im out in july

i would like to go backpacking around wales and south of england....
not!
i want to go to thailand first and foremost, and stay there for a considerable amount of time. i would like to explore asia a lot. australia is definitely up there in my list of priorities.

but as a rule of thumb anywhere and everywhere. im not fussed i just want to see it all. and open my eyes. and possible come back with long hair, a beard, a memory full of wonderful things. and possibly a grasp of what i want to do with my life.

where are you planning on going on holiday?

not really sure where to go, somewhere nice and warm

but all my friends are busy this year, so prob wont go. lol

so what u gonna do when u 'come out' lol

i just told you

im going for an extended jolly

for work i ment - sorry

are u gonna have a "coming out " party lol