A 45yr old woman had just recently got divorced from her abusive husband, who despite his inability to 'get it up' ran away to never be seen again. So she decides to put an add in the local personals here is the add.

In search of the perfect man
one who will not beat me, won't run away, and can get it up at all times


After placing the Add she gets a response and the gentleman agrees to come to her place. As she's waiting anxiously in her living room the doorbell rings. When she opens the door she is surprised to see a middle aged guy with No arms, and in sitting in a wheelchair. Stunned she says "sorry i didn't expect this, can you please explain" so he says
"well I have no arms so i can't beat you, I'm in a wheelchair so I can't run away....And how do you think i rang the doorbell?"